Monday, March 19, 2012

EXTENDED TRAILER TRASH: SNOW WHITE & THE HUNTSMAN


While a light-hearted comedic version of Snow White called Mirror Mirror with Julia Roberts is set to hit theaters in a few weeks, the version of the enchanted fairy tale I'm looking forward to seeing is the much darker Snow White and The Huntsman. In the extended trailer Kristen Stewart plays Snow White, Chris Hemsworth plays the Huntsman, and Charlize Theron will give plenty of drag queens plenty of material as the Evil Queen. Sorry, but I've always preferred my fairy tales on the dark side.

Watch the extended trailer below...

AURAL ORGASM: MADONNA - TURN UP THE RADIO (Full Version)


Out of the many dance tracks off MDNA, Turn Up The Radio is hands-down my favorite track that will definitely get the party started. Fun fact: TUTR was supposed to be on producer Martin Solveig's Smash album, but was eventually left on the cutting room floor. Madonna heard the song and reworked it for her album and the rest is history.

Work up a sweat and check out a sped-up vocal version of Turn Up The Radio below

DAWN RICHARD PERFORMS LIVE SET AT SXSW


Former Dirty Money singer Dawn Richard hit the SXSW festival to perform an intimate live set at Cielo in Austin Texas. Among the songs sung during her set: Her album interlude “Change” mixed with Prince’s “I Would Die 4 U” and also performed her remix of Frank Ocean’s “Novacane.” Her solo EP Armor On drops next week.



VIDEO: TYGA Feat. LIL WAYNE - FADED



Track comes off of Tyga's album, Careless World: Rise of the Last King. Video was directed by Colin Tilley.

MAKING THE VIDEO: M.I.A. - BAD GIRLS


M.I.A. takes us behind-the-scenes of amazing new month-old video Bad Girls, which was shot in Ouarzazate, Morocco. In the video Maya brings the concept of Saudis drifting on two wheels to life, which she became inspired by from watching the sport on Youtube.

“Maya and I have had this video concept in mind for a while since we’ve worked on ‘Born Free,’” said director Romain Gavras. “We stumbled upon these videos on YouTube. We were mesmerized.”


M.I.A. added, “It was like the coolest shit I had ever seen.”


“The idea was to compile Arabic references—fantasized or not—into a pop video,” explained Gavras. “Pop videos usually show American kids in their element. Here you got Arab kids in an insane car rodeo element.”

Check out the making of the video as well as the video for Bad Girls below...


JP DUBOIS


DRAG QUEENS CHOW DOWN ON CHICK-FIL-ET IN HOLD ON SPOOF


Detox Icunt! Vicky Vox, and RuPaul's Drag Race season 4 contestant Willam Beli are the silly queens who take on the Christian right in a spoof of the Wilson Phillips classic, Hold On.

Write the video's creators: "If drag queens endorse Christian-right owned Chick-fil-A, is it still an endorsement? NOPE."

Check out the video below...

RUMOR MILL: BEYONCE SET TO GO ON $150 MILLION COMEBACK TOUR THIS SUMMER


Who says it's too soon for workaholic Beyonce to get back to work. While there have been reports that the singer is currently working on two albums, the NY Post is reporting that her husband Jay Z is working on putting together a massive comeback world tour for her.

Jay approached his friends at Live Nation to propose a $150 million deal for the mega star to go on tour later this year. Beyonce is currently being managed by Jay-z’s Roc Nation as well as Live Nation after she cut ties with her father/manager Matthew Knowles last year.
There's no word on if this is true or not (or even when the dates will be released), but what I do know is that she’s performing three exclusive shows during Memorial Day Weekend live on stage at the Revel Resort in Atlantic City.

Tickets go on sale April 6th for dates May 25th, May 26th and May 27th.

MICHAEL BAY SET TO RUIN TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES REBOOT


It looks like Michael Bay is about to ruin yet another childhood classic of mine. First he ruins Transformers by turning it into three, 2 1/2 hour films filled with unnecessary screaming, non-stop explosive noise, unfunny and stereotypical racist and homophobic toilet jokes and ridiculously bad acting, and now comes word that he wants to remake my favorite childhood series and movie (the first one) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (as a producer) and change them from mutated turtles into aliens from another planet. And knowing the idiots in Hollyweird, just because he's made them millions of dollars with the success of three Transformers movies (with a fourth on the way without Shia Labeouf), they'll let him do whatever he wants including ignore all the source material.

According to Stuff We Like, Bay said this at a Nickelodeon event in New York, "When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie. These turtles are from an alien race and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny and completely lovable."


The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie will be directed by Wrath of the Titan's Jonathan Liebesman, and is scheduled to be released on December 25, 2013.

Below is the trailer for the 1990 movie that I saw millions of times as a kid in the movies and on VHS.

SNOOKI AND THE GANG SET TO RETURN FOR JERSEY SHORE SEASON 6


It's been four days since the fifth season finale of Jersey Shore, and word on the street is that the gang will return for a sixth season. Since the news of Snooki's pregnancy is threatening to give fans of the series one of the most boring spin-offs in the history of television, there's word that the pint-sized mess is also set to return to the Shore as well.

MTV says they will shoot the sixth season this summer in Seaside Heights, and that “Being a baby mama doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun in the sun.”
According to the statement, “While things will definitely be a little different this time when they hit the boardwalk, their trademark hilarity and family dysfunction will remain the same.”

I just hope that since Snooki is about to be a mother that she's not looking for any of her roommates to play babysitter. I'm also sure after MTV burns through the Pauly D and Snooki spin-offs is when we'll get to see the sixth season. I was also thinking after this current season it should have been the last, since the castmates' shenanigans are getting a wee bit old.

JUSTIN BIEBER GETS BRUISED & BLOODY FOR COMPLEX MAGAZINE'S 10th ANNIVERSARY ISSUE


Now that the Beebs is all growed up at the ripe ol' age of 18, Justin Timberfake 2.0 tries to bring the edge in the latest issue of Complex Magazine for their 10th Anniversary issue. Among other topics, the singer even addressed the criticism from people who said his recent photo shoot with V magazine was quite feminine. “Every guy has feminine qualities. You’re raised by your mother and father, and I was raised mostly by my mother. I think the pictures turned out good—so whatever.”


Everyone has masculine and feminine qualities since we are made from both our mother and father. Anyone who says they don't have qualities of a woman are full of shit. While I'm not a big fan of JB's music (since he caters to young girls), I say people should stop picking on his look. he can't help that he looks like a lesbian. Check out the other photos below, which was shot at the LA Sands Boxing Club.









KATY PERRY COVERS NIGGAS IN PARIS

Discuss! If there was anyone who knows about niggas in Paris it's Katy Perry.

A.D.D.


Porn Couple Anthony Romero & Austin Wilde Have Broken Up Again - The Sword

The Walking Dead Finale Breaks Ratings Record With 9 Million Viewers - TV Guide

Exclusive Album Review: Sirpaul's The Horse - EQ

George Clooney's Beard In Talks To Judge The X Factor - Celebitchy

Oprah Winfrey Pulls Out Harpo's Meat Cleaver And Trims The Fat At OWN - TMZ

Daft Punk May Drop New Album In June - Idolator

Kelly Clarkson Is Dating Reba McEntire's Step Son - Homorazzi

Sofia Vergara Sexes You Up In Esquire - Popoholic

Teyana Taylor Involved In Fight With Stripper At LIV Nightclub - Necole Bitchie

Charlize Theron Can't Stop Talking About Michael Fassbender's Penis. Take A Number, Girl - Dlisted

Dame Edna Is Retiring - Daily Telegraph

Bobbi Kristina Is Not Engaged To Her Adopted Brother - Gossip Cop

Rosie O' Donnell Wants To Play Miss Hannigan In Broadway Revival of Annie - Broadway World

First Look: Daniel Radcliffe As Allen Ginsburg - Lainey Gossip

Jason Statham Dons A Suit In Details - Just Jared

Shahs of Sunset Star Reza Farahan Talks About Being Gay & Persian - The Hollywood Reporter

MADONNA - MDNA (Album Snippets)


As all of the Madonna fans are well aware, the Queen of Pop has been giving us peeks at the tracks off of her forthcoming 12th album (which hits stores and internet sites next week). So while browsing on my Soundcloud page Robert Boulevard put together all the tracks we've heard so far from Beautiful Killer to Turn Up The Radio (Give Me All Your Luvin, Girl Gone Wild are missing from the list) . Take a listen below and make sure you catch the premiere of her video Girl Gone Wild tomorrow.

SAILF (Sexy Asian I'd Like To Fuck)

VINNY GUADAGNINO ON GUYSWITHIPHONES

I wonder if he's in Pauly's bathroom taking the first pic?


GAEL GARCIA BERNAL'S DOPPELGANGER (NSFW)



SMALL BOY, BIG COCK (NSFW)


taradaozs

Bottom bitch gets the biggest pounding of his life - FULL VIDEO

MrSync

Jacking off again...

Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies