Tuesday, February 5, 2013

AURAL MESS: LOVE & HIP HOP'S ERICA MENA RELEASES WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE



Warn the town, the beast is loose! Messy Love & Hip Hop reality star Erica Mena, who is busy riding Rich Dollaz's dick for a record contract has unleashed a brand new song called Where Do I Go From Here, and it sounds like a weak ass, heavily-autotuned track that J Lo wouldn't even touch. If she really wanted to make a name for herself she would try less harder to become the next Tamar Braxton with the ballads and the attitude, and instead release a latin-flavored dance track. But Rich is still trying to make Erica happen like Olivia, who hasn't had a hit since 50 Cent dropped her irrelevant ass. Erica, it's time for you to keep collecting those reality Tv coins and go have a seat...on another money maker's dick because singing ain't your forte.

SIDEBAR: Am I the only one who thinks it sounds like she has cum stuck in the back of her throat when she speaks?


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