Hector Lanz
Friday, June 29, 2012
2asone
Poolside Wank
CUM COATED BLISS!! Another cum-filled weekend at the INN. Man oh man. Did we have fun this last weekend! As usual. Donk woke me up with his morning wood. We were extra horny because we'd spent the week before with family, and Donk's nuts were full! The INN was having a party too. I started by jerking Donk off underwater. Then he fucked a lucky, young bear in the sling. After a brief rest. Donk fucked me in the sling while the lucky, young bear watched. We were joined by another hot, fat cocked stud and they played while we fucked. After three orgasms, we decided to head to the beach and rest for another day.
CUM COATED BLISS!! Another cum-filled weekend at the INN. Man oh man. Did we have fun this last weekend! As usual. Donk woke me up with his morning wood. We were extra horny because we'd spent the week before with family, and Donk's nuts were full! The INN was having a party too. I started by jerking Donk off underwater. Then he fucked a lucky, young bear in the sling. After a brief rest. Donk fucked me in the sling while the lucky, young bear watched. We were joined by another hot, fat cocked stud and they played while we fucked. After three orgasms, we decided to head to the beach and rest for another day.
ANDREW CHRISTIAN DOUBLE FEATURE: JOCKSTRAP COWBOYS AND BOOTY CAMP
Andrew Christian unleashes a brand new video upon us just in time for Independence Day, two hot new videos called "Jockstrap Cowboys" and a much tamer video called “Booty Camp“.
As the LGBT community moves further into the mainstream, I've always admired that Andrew unapologetically uses sex to sell his products. Just because we're homosexuals doesn't mean we have to remove the sexual out of the equasion. Check out Jockstrap Cowboys, which features appearances by Sean paul Lockhart aka Brent Corrigan, Quinn Jaxon, Colby Melvin and Brandon Robert Brown, a behind-the-scenes video and Booty Camp below...
Jockstrap Cowboys
Jockstrap Cowboys behind-the-scenes
Booty Camp
WHOOPI GOLDBERG TAKES TO KICKSTARTER TO FINANCE DREAM PROJECT
You would think that with Whoopi Goldberg winning an EGOT and being one of the most influential people in entertainment that she would be able to greenlight a program at the top of a hat. Not so. The View co-host just revealed to IndieWire that she needs our help to finance her directorial debut and has taken to Kickstarter to do so.
Goldberg is hoping to raise $65,000 to finish producing her directorial debut, a documentary on comic, icon and her role model, the legendary Moms Mabley (born Loretta Mary Aiken). For those who are not in the know, Moms was a baudy broad who rose to national fame in the 1960s, and released over 20 comedy records. Mabley died at 81 in 1975 and if it wasn't for her, there would be no Joan Rivers, Wanda Sykes, Kathy Griffin, Joy Behar or Lisa Lampanelli.
Says Whoopi on her passion project: I have been financing the film myself. But you know, I'm doing that, I put together the show ["Sister Act"] for Broadway. I have limited funds. I have family. I take care of a lot of people on one check. So I needed some help. We were doing it and it started to get away from me and I thought, "I need some help!" And I thought, well, the Kickstarter folks are really good, maybe I can get some help this way.
It's a worthwhile project. This isn't a little bullshitty project. I thought there might be enough people out there who remember Moms who'd like to see this happen. When you run out of dough you have to start saving up again, and that postpones everything. I didn't want this to take five years to do. I thought it would be a good idea to go to Kickstarter and say "Hey, I'm doing this project." If you want to help get it done, this is a great way to do it. And people have been really remarkable.
I would love to see Whoopi get the funds needed to finish this project because it makes no sense why Hollywood is so quick to fund stupid remakes and unnecessary sequels, but won't put the money up for things that will entertain as well as educate an audience like myself who knows of Moms' stand up, but is not too familiar with her personal life.
To read the entire Kickstarter interview, click here
KYLIE MINOGUE ASKED IF LADY GAGA OR MADONNA HAS THE MOST TALENT ON WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE
Yesterday on Watch What Happens Live, pop icon Kylie Minogue stopped by the Bravo clubhouse (with Katie Couric) to answer fans questions, and a few tough ones during Andy's Plead The Fifth round.
Who would you say has more talent — Lady Gaga or Madonna? Andy asked. “Ooooh,” Kylie exclaimed. “You’ve gone straight for the jugular!” After giving a slight (but truthful) diss about Madonna's cheerleader outfit on Fashion Police last week, replied by saying, “I’m gonna go with, just for hanging in there and still doing what she does, I’m gonna go with Madonna.”
Also on the after-show, she answered what is her all-time favorite song (answer: Slow), her hot model boyfriend Andrés Velencoso, and why she turned down Toxic, which eventually became a huge hit for Britney Spears.“I don’t know why [I turned it down],” she said. “Stupidity? Actually, the same thing happened with ‘Can’t Get You Out Of My Head’, where it was offered to someone else… Hey, Britney did a fantastic job. Maybe it wouldn’t have been the same with me.”
I actually like Britney singing Toxic. While some people call it stupidity for turning down certain songs, I truly believe everything happens for a reason and it wasn't meant for Kylie to have the song.
Watch Kylie Plead The Fifth and the after-show below...
And as a bonus, take a listen to the Peter Rauhofer remix of Timebomb...
WENDY WILLIAMS TEAMING UP WITH SUZANNE DE PASSE ON TV & FILM PROJECTS
After spending over two decades in radio, Wendy Williams has been focusing all of her energy into making her daytime talk show the most popular morning show on TV. She was smart to leave that troublemaker Charlamagne on the side of the turnpike to fend for himself, and has done some acting on the side, including a recent stint in the hit movie, Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man.
Yesterday on her show during Hot Topics, Wendy announced that her production company will be teaming up with producing legend Suzanne De Passe and Madison Jones' de Passe Jones Entertainment to produce future TV and movie projects.
"de Passe Jones Entertainment has a proven track record of success as it pertains to television movies and mini-series," said Wendy Williams. "This partnership makes great sense to Wendy Williams Productions and our entry into the world of filmed entertainment. The credentials of Suzanne de Passe and Madison Jones speak for themselves. We are looking forward to a long and fruitful relationship with de Passe Jones Entertainment and adding to their stellar and lengthy string of highly successful films."
"Suzanne and I are thrilled about this partnership with Wendy Williams," said Madison Jones. "The goal of this strategic partnership is to bring the very best movies of every ilk to the general public and greatly enhance the diversity, content and quality of offerings currently available."
Here's what Suzanne had to say about teaming up with Williams: "Wendy's popularity and brand is evidenced by her success in daytime television. We are looking forward to expanding her brand and audience in all areas of filmed and scripted entertainment,"
Wendy's demographic consists of women and gay men, and a few hetero men you can count on one hand as well, so I'm guessing the projects she comes up with will most likely end up on Lifetime or Bravo, since she is a reality TV junkie and always talks about the fluffy Lifetime movies on her show. Also, since her movie based on her life has never been released (with Robin Givens playing Wendy), I wonder if it will ever see the light of day or will it remain locked away in the Hollywood graveyard vault.
NEW REALITY SHOW CHRONICLES MATTHEW KNOWLES' NEW GIRL GROUP CREATION FROM ABOVE
The trailer for the new TeenNick reality series Breaking From Above has finally arrived, whic follows the journey of a new girl group called From Above, who were put together by Beyonce's father Matthew Knowles.
In the trailer we get to see how he puts them through an intense bootcamp of intense physical, vocal, media and choreography training. During the part when he screams at the girls that he's "tired of this shit," I wonder if that's how he talked to Bey when he was whipping Destiny's Child into shape?
Anyways, I'm not interested in investing in this show on a weekly basis, and Matthew comes across as skeevy, but if you guys are interested in checking out this wannabe Making The Band mess, take a look at the trailer below...
LMFAO & JIMMY FALLON SWEAT IT OUT WHILE PERFORMING SPIN BIKE SONG
I can't stand LMFAO and their shitty frat boy dance music, but this video was too funny to pass up.
AURAL ORGASM: BIG BOI Feat. UGK & Big K.R.I.T. - GOSSIP
While Andre 3000 is busy overseas playing Jimi Hendrix in a biopic based on the guitarist's life, Big Boi has found the time to unleash some new music. The song, titled Gossip also features UGK and Big K.R.I.T. as well as a verse from Bun B and the late Pimp C. Gossip is the lead single off his new album, Vicious Lies And Dangerous Rumors, which drops on November 13.
AURAL ORGASM: GEORGE MICHAEL - WHITE LIGHT
As you all are well aware, George Michael is one of the singers who has influenced me growing up (Andy Bell is also another one). The pop icon has unleashed a new dance single called White Light, and of course it is phenomenal. What I love about it is that it gives us an insight into his battle with pneumonia, which nearly took his life.
Some sample lyrics:
So I just kept breathing my friends
Waiting for the man to choose
Saying this aint the day that it ends
Cause there’s no white light
And I’m not through
I’m alive
I’m alive
And I’ve got so much more that I want to do
With the music ..
I have been patiently waiting for GM to drop a new album since his brilliant Patience album eight years ago and after listening to White Light it was worth the wait.
Take a listen to George's excellent new track below...
VIDEO: JORDIN SPARKS & WHITNEY HOUSTON - CELEBRATE
Here is your first look at the music video for Celebrate, the duet between Whitney Houston and Jordin Sparks, which also serves at the lead single from the upcoming Sparkle soundtrack. While the song is easy breezy (and written by R. Kelly), to me the song feels phoned in and not the best song to remember Whitney by. I do love that they pay tribute to the pop icon in the video.
Sparkle hits theaters on August 17.
grab yourself a glass of champagne and "Celebrate" with the Sparkle cast below...
NO DOUBT UNLEASH SETTLE DOWN SINGLE ART
It's been over 10 years since we've gotten some new music from No Doubt, and before we get to hear the debut of their Push & Shove single Settle Down, they've revealed the colorful cover art. I'm glad they've kept their signature Jamaican colors as the theme, since the band has always incorporated reggae elements in their music. I actually have a feeling the new single might have those elements in the song as well. Looking forward to hearing Settle Down when they debut the track and video on July 16.
No Doubt will also perform the song for the first time at the Teen Choice Awards on July 22, Late Night With Jimmy Fallon on July 26 and Good Morning America on July 27. Push & Shove drops in September. In case you haven't seen it, check out their second webisode below...
MARY J. BLIGE TALKS CHICKEN WRAP CONTROVERSY
Mary J. Blige stopped by Hot 97 to have a chat with her good friend Angie Martinez, and among the topics discussed was the chicken wrap controversy. For those who have easily forgotten, Blige came under fire after doing a chicken wrap commercial for Burger King, but was immediately pulled after people deemed it racist. Blige said that she kept quiet about it because she was hurt by all the negative reactions she received from people.
Check out excerpts from the interview and the video below...
On her first reaction to the Burger King commercial
I went online to listen to the remix I did with Fat Joe and I’m looking for that and all I see is Burger King, chicken, buffoonery and I’m like, “What the heck?” It just broke my heart that people were going crazy and I understand the laughter and the jokes that was happening. That’s all good! You’re supposed to do that when something like that happens . It made people’s website [hits] go up. It made people get more ratings on their radio stations. Cool. Whatever. Hehe Haha, but the thing that hurt me is when people were just starting to say vicious and negative things that didn’t even have nothing to do with that. What it did was expose everyone and everything that was in my life and it showed me who my friends are.
When I saw it, it hurt me so bad. It looked like soft porn. On the part where it says “What’s in the chicken wrap?” How about this, I was asking them a question for real. I couldn’t remember the words so I was like, “What’s in the chicken warp?” They sped it up and made me look ridiculous. It was like I wanted to crawl under the bed. It was crazy how I felt, you don’t even know. I had to go to the airport the next day when it was hot off the press. It was a mistake! People look at it as a mistake but I did it because I thought it was something that wouldn’t come out like that.
On what she expected from the commercial
It was sold to us that I would be shot in an iconic way and it was going to be great so I was looking for someone to have mercy but no one had mercy and it’s cool. It was a learning experience.
On how the negative comments affected her
It hurt my feelings. It crushed me for like two days but after those two days I got up and I kept going. Andre Harrell, my real family members stood up for me but all those fair-weather friends, and suckas that were online poppin’ junk. People were jumping out saying “Uh-Oh, I didn’t do that, not me.” It’s like who asked you? And that’s the type of stuff that hurt my feelings so bad and I want to apologize to everyone that was offended or thought that I would do something so disrespectful to our culture. I would never do anything like that purposely. I thought I was doing something right so forgive me and now I’m moving on.
On if she felt as the actual commercial was a mistake
Now I feel like I did. I didn’t know I was making one honestly. First of all, as a kid I always wanted to do something like a Burger King commercial, or ‘have it your way’ or even a McDonald’s commercial. When we were kids, my father, who is a musician wrote us a jingle to McDonalds, which is crazy. At the end of the day, it’s something that I always wanted to do and dreamed about and that’s why I did it. No, they didn’t pay me $2 million dollars. It was about an branding opportunity.
On turning down good money to promote products
Listen, Proactiv came to me asking me to be a spokesperson for their line. I don’t use proactive and it was a lot of money and it was way more money than $2 million dollars. My fans look at me and they want to do everything I want to do. What is she using on her skin? What is she wearing on her hair? I’m more concerned about my fans and telling them what’s real then some money. I’ve turned down alcohol and they always come with the most money and I’m like, ‘no, I’m not doing that,’ because here I am saying I want to turn my life around and I don’t abuse alcohol anymore so why am I going to sell it to you?
CHAKA KHAN TALKS LOVE, WEIGHT LOSS AND MUSIC ON THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW
On Tuesday's episode of The Wendy Williams Show, the legendary Chaka Khan made a surprise appearance (which shocked the hell out of Wendy) and for a brief moment talked about everything like how she dropped 60 pounds, her love life, and new music. Chaka looked great but I still think she would have been a greeat addition to The X Factor (even though I think America is starting to get tired of singing shows).
Check out excerpts and the interview below...
On how she dropped the weight
I’m not totally on a liquid [diet] anymore. When I first started last year, for two whole months, I didn’t chew a thing. Me and my Vitamix were there and it was my best friend. Everything, I just put in the Vitamix… I drank and I exercised.”
On if she eats meat:
“I’m vegan…I just don’t trust USDA and stuff.”
On whether or not she’s dating:
“No…that’s another job baby…The thing is I’m not dating right now. Maybe someday, some amazing guy will show up but I think all the good ones are taken.”
On her music career:
“Yes I’m in the studio right now. I’m gonna be dropping a single before the year’s over…And then next year, is my 60/40 year. Forty years in the business and I’ll be sixty years old.
I’m having the release of my CD. I’m having the release of my new fragrance and candles and [chocolates]. And just a big celebration of 40 years in this business, that’s a long time.
AURAL ORGASM: ALICIA KEYS - NEW DAY
Earlier this week Alicia Keys unleashed a YouTube video letting her fans know what she's been up to on the musical front since releasing Elements of Freedom three yesrs ago. Today she's given us a brand new tune called New Day, which was produced by her husband Swizz Beatz.
I personally got tired of all the sappy songs from her previous album and I'm glad she's gone in a harder direction by adding some hip hop elements and some Reggae swagger. No word on if this is the album's official first single, but it damn sure needs to be. Here's hoping the rest of her album is this good.
Check out New Day below...
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