Wednesday, February 29, 2012

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J LO DISPLAYS HER HARD CANDY FOR V MAGAZINE


The way J Lo is grabbing her hot box in this photo set for V Magazine, I'm sure she wears this outfit everytime she's around baby Casper, because I don't believe for a fact those two are fucking. Better yet, I wonder if what J Lo is hiding in her man bulge is the biggest dick Casper (or Diddy) has ever had?





A.D.D.


Is It Just Me, Or Are The Avengers Releasing Too Many Freakin' Trailers - Towleroad

Monkees Singer Davy Jones Dead At 66 - NY Times

Trevor Project Sees Huge Spike In Calls After Glee Gay Suicide Episode - EW

Azealia Banks To Release Debut Album In September - Pink Is The New Blog

George Clooney Could Give A Shit If You Think He Is Gay - Towleroad

James Franco Covers GQ Germany - Design Scene

Reese Witherspoon The Latest Celebrity To Go In On Chris Brown  & Rihanna - The Superficial

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Are So Boring, Who Knew She Was Even Pregnant? - ICYDK

One Million Moms Would Be More Interesting If The Choked On A Bag Of Dicks - The Daily What

Lindsay Lohan Gives Granny New Face In SNL Promo - Dlisted

ULTIMATE FIGHTER CONTESTANT SAYS GAY FOR PAY PAST WAS A MISTAKE


Shortly after Ultimate Fighter 15 contestant Dakota Cochrane's gay porn past was revealed in the press, the MMA fighter has spoken out about his past career with the website Sean Cody, saying that it was a mistake.

"It's definitely a decision I regret," he told MMA Fighting. "If I would have known what would happen I definitely wouldn't have done it. But I had money issues and I needed help. I went there to do pictures, and they started throwing pretty high numbers in front of me. I didn't really think. It was a big mistake."

But no matter the size of the mistake, it was one he made no effort to escape on the eve of his biggest opportunity. On his audition tape for TUF, he included an introduction that mentioned all about his past. Everything.

"I think it's a little bit courageous for both of us," he said of the UFC's decision to include him on the show. "I could just hide in a hole and no one would know except for the people close to me. And to them, I was up front. I let them know right away so it wasn’t anything that could come back and bite them in the butt. I think maybe they respected that a little bit. I think some people judge against it, some people will be OK with it. Some people will want me to get my butt kicked, and hopefully others will respect what I'm trying to do."

This is why I said he like many others who started out in porn but are looking for crossover success that they need to own their shit. I think if Dakota is willing to admit in his UFC audition that he had sex with men for money, he shouldn't hide because the rest of the world is about to judge him. In some of his comments it seemed as if he was making it as if he had no other choice but to have sex with men (which he reportedly made up to $80,000 for all 16 movies). In my opinion once is a mistake. 16 times means you more than liked it. I also believe that Dakota in fact likes men as well as women. i won't say bisexual because labels are limiting. If you're going to be fully versatile in your movies, no amount of money will make a straight man have sex with another man. I'm a fan of MMA and the UFC, so I will be watching this season real close to see how it all goes down, because if FX is smart they will milk the shit out of Dakota's porn past like they did with Dustin on The Real World.

TAKE THAT SHIT (NSFW)


BIG ROGER (NSFW)







SNOOKI IS REPORTEDLY THREE MONTHS PREGNANT


Oh lord let us pray. The New York Post is reporting that reality superstar Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is with child. It's being alleged that the pint-sized Jersey Shore alum is “carrying her first child by boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along.”

Earlier this month while promoting the show's fifth season Snooki denied on every talk show she stopped at that she was in fact with child, saying, “I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant… Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing, and I’m not.”

When she stopped at Watch What Happens Live (a show which features a bar on set) Snooki said she wasn't drinking because "she was on a diet." That should have been my first clue that she was lying, since Snooki has never been one to turn down a drink.

The Post, however, claims Snooki “lied,” and ”has already brokered a deal” to announce the news on the cover of a celebrity magazine. Snooki has not commented on whether or not this is true, but if it is you know it will play out on her new spin-off reality show, which is currently shooting with co-star JWOWW in a fire house in Jersey.

Personally I think this is a bad idea for her to be getting pregnant. i know she says she's in love with Jionni but if you watch the show their relationship is so messy. Snooki is fucking with her brand, which is that she makes her money being a falling-down drunken mess. The minute you bring a baby into the mix you best kiss your career good-bye, since many artists who have kids see a huge bump in their careers (see: J Lo, Mariah, Brandy, Britney Spears). Once you have a kid the shit that was cute on five seasons of Jersey Shore ain't so cute anymore.

VIOLA DAVIS TALKS ABOUT LACK OF ROLES FOR BLACK WOMEN IN HOLLYWOOD


Less than 24 hours after losing the Best Actress Oscar to Meryl Streep, The Help star Viola Davis spoke about the lack of positive roles for black women in Hollywood.

Viola said: “Do you know the black equivalent of a Meryl Streep? Or a Julia Roberts or a Nicole Kidman? The only category is for a strong authoritative hoochie mama. If you exude anything else, you don’t exist. There is no character for you.”


Viola said she dislikes racial stereotypes and nearly turned down the part of a maid in The Help.

But she said: “When I saw how rich the role was, it was a no-brainer.”

Here is my theory. While I like the fact that Viola and Oscar winner Octavia had meaty parts in The Help, they were still maids that they were playing, which makes them Hattie McDaniel with more sass. for 40 years Meryl has played the phone book, and I feel the reason Viola didn't win is because her character wasn't rocking her neck, pointing her finger, and serving shit pies to her annoying ass employer.

In the 84 years that the Academy has existed, there needs to be people of color who own their distribution, and their own studios so that they don't have to wait on the white money in order to get a film greenlit. Let's not forget the hell George Lucas (a white man, mind you) had to go through to get some people in Hollywood to invest in his movie Red Tails, which he wound up funding himself. it just pains me that we as a people have come so far, but Hollywood is stuck in a time where they have yet to realize that not every person in the world is a white male with blond hair and blue eyes. We are a diverse people and ALL of our stories need to be told.

What happened to all the other black directors Spike Lee, Tim Story, Antoine Fuqua, John Singleton and others who have made significant moves and plenty of great movies with black actors as leads. Every black actress shouldn't have to depend on Tyler Perry's nigger nonsense movies in order to get work. I wish I had Tyler Perry's money so that I could have my own studio and get real movies not only involving actors of color, but actors who are gay as well. We the people with amazing ideas that stand outside the box need to carve our own path and not wait on the permission to make things happen for us. Lord knows I'm working my ass off to be the change I want to see in the world. I just have to find a way to make my vision a reality.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

SINGLE REVIEW: MADONNA - GIRL GONE WILD


So yesterday Madonna premiered the second single Girl Gone Wild from her forthcoming album MDNA and the critics have spoken. I already gave my review when I premiered the track (to sum it up it sounds like a leftover track from the Confessions on a Dance Floor vault) and not all the reviews of her new track are on the positive side. If we can quote a line from her Confessions track Sorry, "I've heard it all before." Check what some of your favorite music critics had to say below...

:: Entertainment Weekly: “Compared to the album’s first single ‘Give Me All Your Luvin,’’ this track is less Gwen Stefani-at-a-pep-rally and more Cyndi Lauper-at-Le-Bain…”



:: Chart Rigger: “I’m pretty much of two minds about Madonna’s second MDNA single ‘Girl Gone Wild’: 1.) lyrically, it’s extremely cliche (’You got me in the zone, DJ play my favorite song!’) and 2.) musically, it’s the best thing we’ve heard from her since the Confessions On A Dancefloor era.”


:: Pink Is The New Blog: “I love that album so I’m digging this track. It’ll take a few listens for me to really fall in love, tho. It does sound a lot different than ‘Gimme All Your Luvin’’ … but is it a better single or not?”


:: Arjan Writes: “Yes, the Benny Benassi-produced tune is a solid dance number that, yes, perfectly caters to her loyal fans, but it doesn’t quite live up to what I believe she can deliver.”


:: Vulture: “‘Girl Gone Wild,’ her latest single off MDNA, not only owes its title to the artistic vision of Joe Francis, but its chorus is built around the lyric, ‘Girls, they just wanna have some fun,’ which is of course a lesson that we learned from Cyndi Lauper about 30 years ago. It doesn’t help matters that the song is a paint-by-numbers, 808- and Tanqueray-referencing dance track that falls even flatter when compared to its source material.”


:: Forbes: “The astonishing thing about this is that Lauper has always been the Madonna also ran — a real musician and composer who’s been overshadowed by her rival since they each started their careers. Madonna is in the Rock Hall; Lauper is not. Lauper writes her own music and has released some of the most underappreciated albums of the last 20 years without a lot of money behind her.”


:: Unicorn Booty: “It sounds like they hired a Madonna robot to sing the track, but it works. Does this mean we’ll never be rid of Madonna, because she’s actually an android super-human who has been sent to force-feed us ridiculously catchy dance music for all time?”


:: Flavorwire: “There’s no such subtlety here, only a mega-rich dominatrix ranting at you to HAVE FUN GODDAMMIT while you cringe on the couch and wish she’d just go away. The horror, the horror.”


:: Crave Online: “A saccharine escapade, ‘Girl Gone Wild’ is a benign track meant for life inside the club. It’s safe territory for the Material Girl, whose team of producers and songwriters are meticulously dedicated to keeping her fanbase equally satiated and unchallenged (because we’re all still trying to get that atrocious ‘American Life’ clip, wherein she rhymes ‘latte’ with ‘Pilates’).”

I think the reason why critics are being so hard on the Queen of Pop is because after three decades of always giving us something to think about as well as dance to, we expect so much more when it comes to quality music. I've got my fingers crossed that her sessions with William Orbit will in fact be sickening!

A.D.D.


Porn Star Adam Killian Channels Tawny Kitaen in Car Wash Video - Gay Porn Blog

Julia Roberts Covers Vanity Fair - Lainey Gossip

Adele Once Again Makes Chart History - Billboard

Cherrytree Label Mates LMFAO & Far East Movement Join Forces For North American Tour - Idolator

Salma Hayek's Titties Are Once Again On Display On Display On Display - Popoholic

Rihanna Once Again Trying Hard To Be Edgy - ICYDK

Lady Gaga To Play Herself In Men In Black 3 - Pink Is The New Blog

La Roux's Nile Rodgers-inspired Rare Disco Album To Be Released The Summer - Fact Mag

Glee's Darren Criss & Kermit The Frog Have a Rainbow Connection - Towleroad

Andre 3000 Talks New Solo Album, No Plans For New Outkast Album - Necole Bitchie

Santigold Reveals Master Of My Make-Believe Album Cover - NY Times

RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE SEASON 4 EPISODE 5: SNATCH GAME


It's about that time kiddies...that time in the season where all the queens have to impersonate their favorite divas in the segment of the show called The Snatch Game. Celebs such as Ross Matthews and Loretta Devine sat on the panel while Ru asked the queens a series of queations that he hoped would match what Ross and Loretta came up with.

My favorite impersonations of the night were Chad Michaels as Cher (the drag he is mostly known for and he definitely delivered), Willam as Jessica Simpson (the cardboard form she pulled out as her stand-in so she could go to Macy's was vagenius) and Sharon Needles, who took the biggest risk by playing judge Michelle Visage. The biggest messes of the night in my opinion were Kenya as Beyonce, Milan as Diana Ross, Phi Phi O' Hara as Lady Gaga and Jiggly Caliente as Snooki. I will say Jiggly wasn't as bad as Phi Phi and Kenya, and I felt she redeemed herself when she apologized. Kenya deserved to lip-sync for her life, since she made Beyonce crazy. Everybody knows she's all professionalism and no personality. Phi Phi should have been the one to lip-sync as well instead of Milan, since Phi Phi's Gaga was hard to turn into a character. Gaga may be funny and engaging in interviews, but that becomes hard to impersonate on a game show like Snatch Game since Gaga is all about the visuals. Anyways, check out the list of queens and the people they impersonated as well as the full episode and Untucked below...

•Sharon Needles – Michelle Visage


•Milan – Diana Ross


•Willam – Jessica Simpson


•Latrice Royale – Aretha Franklin


•Jiggly Caliente – Snooki


•Phi Phi O Hara – Lady Gaga


•Dida Ritz – Wendy Williams (How you doin?)


•Kenya Michaels – Beyonce


•Chad Michaels  – Cher





THIS IS HOW YOU WELCOME HOME A MARINE


This pic of Marine Brandon Morgan being welcomed home from a tour of duty by his boyfriend Dalan made me go awwww.

“To everyone who has responded in a positive way: My partner and I want to say thank you. Dalan, the giant in the photo, can’t believe how many shares and likes we have gotten on this. We didn’t do this to get famous,or something like that we did this cause after 3 deployments and four years knowing each other, we finally told each other how we felt.
“As for the haters, let em hate…to quote Kat Williams, everyone needs haters, so let them hate.

“We are the happiest we have ever been and as for the whole PDA and kissing slash hugging in uniform…it was a homecoming, if the Sergeants Major, Captains, Majors, and Colonels around us didn’t care…then why do you care what these random people have to say? In summation thank you for your love and support. I received a lot of friend requests off this. I don’t just accept requests so if your request was because of this post message me and let me know. Goodnight all, and Semper Fi.” – Brandon Morgan

Thank the lord DADT was abolished. Otherwise we would never see shit like this go down. Now lets move on before I start thinking nasty thoughts.

PROJECT RUNWAY ALUM JACK MACKENROTH STRIKES A POSE FOR WEST PHILLIPS


I have been a fan of Jack's since he graced our TV screens on Project Runway (during the Christian Siriano season) and have folowed him ever since (not in a crazy Pauly D-esque stalker way). Now the hot tottie/AIDS advocate has given us some new pics of him to drool over, courtesy of West Phillips.






LOGO ANNOUNCES NEW NOW NEXT AWARD NOMINEES


While I pretty much loathe everything else about Logo, the one thing I do love about the network (besides the endless episodes of Rupaul's Drag Race and 1 Girl, 5 Gays) are the New Now Next awards. Last year Wynter Gordon, and Robyn were among the performers who let the world know what we gay folks have known for years (that these two bitches are fierce), and I'm looking forward to finding out who will be the presenters and performers this year. My only hpe is that as Logo grows there will be more diversity in their programming (which I don't think will be happening anytime soon). The awards will air on Logo April 9.


Next Mega Star

•Lizzy Caplan, New Girl

•Josh Hutcherson, The Hunger Games

•Michael B. Jordan, Parenthood, Chronicle

•Elizabeth Olsen, Kill Your Darlings

•Emily VanCamp, Revenge

Brink-of-Fame: Music Artist

•Azealia Banks

•Childish Gambino

•FUN.

•Jessie J

•Neon Hitch

•Rebecca Ferguson

Most Addictive Reality Star

•Abby Lee Miller, Dance Moms

•Andy Cohen, Watch What Happens: Live

•Big Ang, Mob Wives

•Evelyn Losada, Basketball Wives

•Nadia G., Bitchin’ Kitchen

•Willam, RuPaul’s Drag Race

Cause You’re Hot

•Channing Tatum, Magic Mike

•Henry Cavill, The Tudors

•Jessica Lange, American Horror Story

•Naya Rivera, Glee

•Novak Djokovic, Tennis Player

•Paula Patton, MI: 4

Beyond Style Award

•Andrej Peji?, Model

•China Chow, Work of Art

•Jeremy Scott, Designer

•Kelly Osbourne

•Sean Avery, Writer

Best New Indulgence

•Absolutely Fabulous Revival

•Pintrest.com

•Seamless.com

•Revenge

Next Must-See Movie

•Magic Mike

•Moonrise Kingdom

•Prometheus

•Snow White & The Huntsman

•Ted

•The Avengers

TV You Betta Watch

•Game of Thrones

•GCB

•Homeland

•Portlandia

•Savage U

•Shameless

2012 Cause Your Hot NewNowNext Award

•Channing Tatum, Magic Mike

•Henry Cavill, The Tudors

•Jessica Lang, American Horror Story

•Naya Rivera, Glee

•Novak Djokovic, Tennis Player

•Paula Patton, MI: 4

AZEALIA BANKS PISSED WHITE FEMALE RAPPER IGGY AZALEA MAKES XXL'S FRESHMEN LIST


Hip hop stars Azalea Banks and Iggy Azalea are on a fast rise to success, but don't think the two will be collaborating on any music in the near future. Azalea made her disapproval known after seeing that rapper Iggy Azalea, who is a white girl from Australia is the first female to make the cover of XXL's Freshmen issue alongside Machine Gun Kelly, French Montana, Roscoe Dash, Future, Hopsin, Kid Ink, and more.

“Iggy Azalea on the XXL freshman list is all wrong,” fumed Banks on Twitter. “How can you endorse a white woman who called herself a ‘runaway slave master’?”


She continued, “Sorry guys. But I’m pro black girl. I’m not anti white girl, but I’m also not here for any1 outside of my culture trying to trivialize very serious aspects of it.”



Here is what Iggy, who is signed to T.I.'s Grand Hustle imprint had to say about Azealia's hateration: “You can’t block my blessings! Today I’m celebrating! Get with it or kick rocks!” she tweeted. “First female freshman. Ever. Period. Thanks world! I used to stick XXL on my bedroom door, now I’m on the cover. Life is great.”


The bisexual rapper from Harlem has also had some pretty harsh words to say at other artists, including Nicki Garbaj (The butt, the hair, the this, the that, all the other shit, like… As much respect that I have for her, we’ve seen you do this already, what else can you do?) and Kreayshawn (You’re a dumb bitch. And you can’t rap. I’ll sit on your face. … Fall back slut).

While personally I'm a fan of Azealia (P.S. why the fuck do these two chicks have the same name?), any white girl who says she's a runaway slave master on her song needs the shit slapped out of her. I would like your opinions on who has the skills to last much longer in this biz on a creative level (in the ranks of Santigold or M.I.A., not manufactured clowns like Nicki or Kreayshawn).

Azealia Banks - 212



Iggy Azalea -  D.R.U.G.S.

TREY SONGZ COVERS GQ


Sexy ass R&B singer Trey Songz graces seven pages of GQ magazine's March issue, and gives us some pics to masturbate to. That is all.






AURAL ORGASM: JOJO - SEXY TO ME


Now this is what I'm talking about. After working her ass off on her new album (for the past five years, BTW) my girl Jojo has finally given us something to pop our asses to. Check out her hop-popping new track Sexy To Me, which was produced by Danja (Britney Spears, Madonna, Justin Timberlake) below and make sure you cop her new album Jumping Trains which will be released later this year.

VIDEO: NINA SKY - DAY DREAMING


Twins Nicole and Natalie have unleashed the official music video for their new single Day Dreaming, which was taken from their long-awaited sophomore album Nicole & Natalie, due in July. It's been a long time coming (I still bump to their mixtape) and can't wait for the new Nina Sky album.

NSFW VIDEO: WAKA FLOCKA FLAME Feat. DRAKE - ROUND OF APPLAUSE



I'd be more for this video is if there was a reason to be intrigued by what was going on. Looking at a bunch of naked chicks is nothing new. I also love how this can be shown on Youtube but if there were some naked men there would be a problem.

ON THE TRAIN (NSFW)


I wonder what NYC train this went down on?

WILLIAM LEVY (NSFW)



Most may be familiar with actor William Levy Gutierrez from his stint playing Jennifer Lopez's love interest in her I'm Into You music video (which made me not really care). Since I saw these pics of him in these sheer briefs, I see he's going to have to wear some boxer briefs to contain all that dick. It also makes me wonder if J Lo ever tapped that? You know her whorish ass will never turn down an opportunity to jump on some new dick. Oh wait - he has nothing to offer in regards of elevating her career so come to think of it, they most likely never had sex.

BTW: the reason why I am posting these pics is because William will be on the new season of Dancing With the Stars.


FORMER GAY PORN STAR JOINS THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER SEASON 15 (NSFW)


The Ultimate Fighter president Dana White was asked recently if he would have a problem if someone who was openly gay were a part of his organization, to which he replied: "I'll tell you right now, if there's a gay fighter in the UFC, I wish he would come out," he said. "I could care less if there's a gay fighter in the UFC. There probably is, and there's probably more than one. It's 2012. Give me a break."


Well now it looks like his wish is about to become a reality. On the upcoming season of The Ultimate Fighter 15, one of the 32 fighters getting the opportunty to sign a contract with the billion-dollar industry is none other than Dakota Cochrane. His government name may not be familiar to some of us as of yet, but some within the gay community may know him better by his gay porn name Danny. Although Dakota says he has a girlfriend, he has performed in 17 films for web company Sean Cody. It should also be known that the 25-year-old is 10-2 in MMA and posted a win over former WEC lightweight champ Jamie Varner in September.





This reminds me of a similar story about Dustin from The Real World, who spent more time apologizing and making excuses for his past as a internet gay-for-pay pornformer rather than embracing his past so that way people who do have a problem with how he made his money wouldn't have shit to say. I'm just glad to see that there are a lot more former gay porn stars who are transitioning into mainstream TV (former porn star Tag Eriksson is on the Bravo reality show Million Dollar Listing : New York which premieres next month).



I've always looked at some of the dudes on TUF as suspect in some of the things they would do on past seasons during their downtime, and if Dakota comes in with a "fuck you" attitude and shows he is as good in the octagon as he is with taking dick up the ass, that's all that matters in the end. It's about time we showed society that not all men who have sex with men are a cross between Ross matthews and Carson Cressly with a dash of Bobby Trendy. Some of us will kick your ass too!

Sidebar: I also loved the fact that when I was doing research on this story that most of the comments were positive. Straight guys don't care about him being gay. They just don't want to see the pics of him in action.

The Ultimate Fighter Live premieres March 9th on FX.

Movies

  • 5 Deadly Venoms
  • Aliens
  • Another Gay Movie
  • Blade
  • Blade Runner
  • Boy Culture
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • Die Hard
  • E.T.
  • Eating Out
  • Enter the Dragon
  • First Blood
  • Friday the 13th (1980)
  • Inception
  • Jaws
  • Kick-Ass
  • Kill Bill
  • Milk
  • Mysterious Skin
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Piranha
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • Salt
  • Saw
  • Shortbus
  • Speed
  • Spider Man 2
  • T2
  • The Bourne Trilogy
  • The Circuit
  • The Crazies (2009)
  • The Dark Knight
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • The Fluffer
  • The Goonies
  • The Lost Boys
  • The Matrix
  • The Monster Squad
  • The Road
  • The Road Warrior
  • The Terminator
  • True Lies