While Mitt Romney wears his sash and crown proudly as GQ's least influential person of 2012, pop icon Madonna came in third as someone the magazine feels wasn't as influential this year as she would have liked to have been. Taking oa que from Barbara Walters' yearly and overrated 10 Most Fascinating People list, GQ holds an annual spoof list every year covering who they think missed the reality mark. Madonna was chosen for stripping every night during her MDNA Tour.
Here's what GQ had to say about M-Dolla: “It’s time for you to stop putting out aggressively bland comeback albums and make room for Ke$ha and Katy and the other 800 female artists out there who change outfits every five minutes to distract people from their terrible singing.”
Other celebs who made the list include Amanda Bynes, celebrity chef Guy Fieri, Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, one-hit wonder Gotye, Hulk Hogan, the director of John Carter, former Presidential nominee Romney and U.S. First Lady Michelle Obama. They forgot to add Lindsay Lohan (who was just arrested for the millionth time) to the list as well.
If a 54-year-old woman (who has the body most of you assholes half her age wish you had) stripping on stage is your reason, then I feel this has more to do with sexism than anything else. Trust if you were her age and had the body of a Roman statue, you'd be stripping for the Gods too. I do agree that most of the songs on MDNA were bland and uninspiring, which is probably why she's performing most of the songs from the album rather than the fan faves. I feel the reason why MDNA was in my opinion a disappointment (compared to albums like Ray of Light and Confessions on a Dance Floor) is because she had just come off of directing a movie no one cared to see (W.E.) and didn't put enough time and energy into giving us quality dance songs. She had the opportunity to show these bland pop singers, like Lady Gaga, Britney and Ke$ha how it's done, but she missed the mark. I have a srange feeling the person who will snatch Madonna's dance diva crown will be Cher in 2013.
Other than that this list is ridiculous and not even funny. People who shouldn't be an influence like Psy, Honey Boo Boo, Nicki Garbaj and Justin Bieber should all be on this list, but the fact that they are popular (and you might need some of them in the future to strike a pose on your covers is probably why you didn't include them.
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