Joe Simpson has been all over the tabloids (read: The National Enquirer) in regards to a story coming out that he is leaving his wife Tina for some baby boy trade. Joe, who looks like he snatched one of Elton John's revolving wigs and plopped it on top of his head along with that ratchet grandma christmas sweater has denied that he has had a secret love for the peen while married to the mother of his cash cow Jessica and less famous sister Ashlee. Then some 21-year-old came out in the National Enquirer to say that back in may of this year he had a night with Joe at the Mandarin Oriental in NYC and was paid $600 for his time.
"Over the course of two hours or so, we rolled around, kissed and gave each other oral. We'd take breathers and then start up all over again. He seemed to have an insatiable appetite for sex and never really appeared tired. I didn’t let on that I knew his real identity, and he never mentioned anything about Jessica or his family. I’ve been with a lot of men in my life, and by Joe’s actions that night, he’s gay.
Whatever the case, I'm probably not the only one. After being a family man, and a religious one to boot, for all these years, I'm sure he's out sowing his wild oats with a bunch of boys. Joe has lived a lifetime of deceit regarding his sexuality. Before the dust settles, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about a lot more guys coming forward."
TMZ is reporting that Joe says the rumors are not true and "ridiculous." Opinions on this story are split, since some people that TMZ spoke to believe Joe is telling the truth while some believe he's not ready to let his flame burn bright.
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