ANGUS T. JONES IS SORRY FOR TV IS DARK-SIDED COMMENTS

After video footage of Two and a Half Men star Angus T. Jones calling the series that has made him millions of dollars for the past 10 years dark-sided, the 19-year-old has since appologized (most likely he was put up to the apology via CBS head honchos and Chuck Lorre) and still wants to keep his job. Here's what Kirk Cameron's doppelganger, who makes $8 million a season (that's $350,000 an episode) had to say in a statement:

I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours. While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every misstatement or misunderstanding, there is one thing I want to make clear.


Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked over the past ten years and who have become an extension of my family.

Chuck Lorre, Peter Roth and many others at Warner Bros. and CBS are responsible for what has been one of the most significant experiences in my life to date. I thank them for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me and the help and guidance I have and expect to continue to receive from them.

I also want all of the crew and cast on our show to know how much I personally care for them and appreciate their support, guidance and love over the years. I grew up around them and know that the time they spent with me was in many instances more than with their own families. I learned life lessons from so many of them and will never forget how much positive impact they have had on my life.
I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.

Everybody knows never to bite the hand that has fed you for over a decade. If you are no longer interested in being on the show, wait until your contract with CBS is up or ask Chuck to let you go (unless it's a legal issue to which I say just stick it out until your contract is up). Now that the half of Two and a Half Men has one more year left in his contract, he better hope his character doesn't suffer a demise worse than what Charlie Sheen got.