Thursday, August 23, 2012

NENE LEAKES IS SOMEBODY'S GRANDMOTHER



While her frenemy Kim Zolciak is recouperating from giving birth to her fourth child, the monkey with a wig on has once again been eclipsed by the sheer bourghetto elegananza that is NeNe Leakes. Since her 22-year-old son Bryson (aka Harry who left The Hendersons) is an unemployed loser who clearly doesn't want to do anything productive with his life, the 44-year-old Real Housewives of Atlanta star came up with the brilliant idea to whore out her new grandbaby Bri'asia (I can't with people and dem names) to In Touch magazine for some fast cash. Let's see someone call her out on her hypocrisy on the next reunion special.

Here's what NeNe said to InTouch: “I always wanted to have a girl and now I have one! She’s just adorable.


I paid for everything in the nursery: the clothing, the diapers. I don’t want her to feel strapped. [I've gone] crazy buying gifts for the baby, including little dresses, sparkly headbands, and Gucci shoes … We just love her,”

Maybe NeNe is secretly pretending that Bri'asia is an Emmy because she sure is holding her like a trophy piece.




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