The entertainment industry's dumbest rich bitch J Lo and her play thing Casper Smart are so pissed over allegations that the 25-year-old was spotted in the middle of a circle jerk bukkake fest at some gay sex party in New York City that the couple are threatening to sue.
Last month a photo showing Casper standing outside a XXX peep show surfaced online, but to my knowledge there are no pictures showing Casper with any peens in his mouth or any other free hole that's attached to him. Star is claiming the peep show spot is a notorious cruising area for gay men looking for a quick fluff n' go.
Accrding to TMZ the couple have ordered their high-powered attorneys Shawn Holley and Howard Weitzman to take their flaming torches over to Star Magazine and In Touch (in letter form) and say these allegations are "false, malicious and defamatory" and will cause "immense damage" to the couple's careers and reputations.
In Touch claims Casper was "caught" Travolta-ing with an "exotic masseuse."
Jennifer (who you know is the one cutting the check to her attorneys since he can't afford a night at the Motel 6 on his dancer's salary) and Casper are warning the magazines that if they do not file a full retraction that they will file a lawsuit against the magazines.
I just find it hilarious that of all the things people have said about her "relationship" with this dancer that being accused of dating a closet case is the one thing that will ruin your career and forces you to threaten a lawsuit? Another thing that bothers me about this is that she's all about it being okay to be gay and she has a bunch of gays that help her look good in her appearance and behind her when she's lip-synching for her life on tour. But the minute someone questions her boytoy's sexuality she wants to take the leashes off her pitbull lawyers and file a lawsuit?
Also why else would he be standing outside a peep show in Manhattan if he wasn't looking to release some tension? Clearly he's not fucking you, since we all know the only dick J Ho will be inserting inside her expensive chocha is if it's shaped like a $100.00 bill. You've laughed off everything people have said about your relationship in the past so this story should be no different...that is if it isn't true. I have always believed this is nothing more than a business arrangement to bring you some must-needed attention (since two years ago no one gave a shit about J Lo) and I will still believe it until you two split.
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