Monday, July 23, 2012

ONE DUMB REALITY SLORE MAKES FUN OF ANOTHER DUMB REALITY SLORE




Well isn't this the pot calling the kettle a broke down lazy lay. For those who keep track of these two talentless fame whores, Kim and Paris, who I like to call the untalented versions of Baby Jane Hudson and her sister Blanche used to be close like sisters way back in the day, but then Kim became more famous than Paris and bitch got mad.

So on last night's episode of Attempting To Keep Track of The Kuntrashians or whatever the hell it's called, the plastic-faced black dick rider came for Paris when Kim and her mother were spying on former model and failed actress Angie Everhart and Bruce Jenner on the golf course.

“Do you have a night vision camera?” Asks Kris.

“No,” replies Kim. “That was Paris Hilton.”

Paris' claim to fame was that horrible sex tape she did where she was being fucked in night vision, to which she seemed more interested in texting than enjoying the dick. At least a bored Kim when she was getting done from behind by Ray J kept the lights on.  Speaking of which, I know they tape these shows months in advance, but how interesting that Ray was quick to remind Kim of her humble beginnings, and Kim was nice enough to remind Paris of hers. Ain't life grand?

Are we really supposed to believe that Kris is worried that her hubby, who has more plastic in his face than Jocelyn Wildenstein, Kenny Rogers, herself and her daughter combines is going to stray with Angie, who hasn't been on the scene in years? I guess with that $40 million deal with E! they have for the next three years the show is clearly running out of scripted scenarios.

If you give a shit, hear the read at the 28:00 minute mark below...


Keeping Up With The Kardashians - Season 7... by Videozz

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