After all the taunting and teasing, ABC has finally announced the list of Z-listers who will be once again competing for that tacky ass mirrorball trophy. So far I've seen a better line up at your local precinct than this bullshit list. I can predict already that Bristol Palin, who is the only name on this list that isn't an actual celebrity with a talent (Melissa Rycroft has more credibility than this bitch) will be the first one chopped. Well if there's an actual God in heaven she will be. Speaking of Melissa, why is this chick who I have no idea what reality show she's from on here? I was hoping Mario Lopez would have decided to come back. But I guess he's eating good with those checks he gets from Extra and America's Best Dance Crew.
Personally I'd rather watch a pregnant Snooki shit pickles out of her ass before I tune into a season of this mess. You can check out the full list below, and the one spot left can be voted on by viewers at home. The choices are Carson Kressley, Kyle Massey, or Sabrina Bryan. My vote's on Carson because if there's one show that I want to see a queeny gay man make a Palin uncomfortable is this one.
Dancing With The Stars: All Stars
Bristol Palin - Professional Teen Mom
Pamela Anderson - Sometimes actress, Activist
Joey Fatone - Former singer of a Boy Band
Kirstie Alley - Actress
Emmitt Smith - NFL Legend
Shawn Johnson - Gymnast
Gilles Marini - Actor
Kelly Monaco - Soap Star
Drew Lachey - Another Former Singer In A Boy Band
Melissa Rycroft - Reality Star
Helio Castroneves - Race Car Driver
Apolo Ohno - Speed Skater
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