Tuesday, June 26, 2012

PARISITE HILTON EMBARRASSES HERSELF ATTEMPTING TO DJ AT SAO PAOLO'S POP FESTIVAL



Herpestica Hilton took a page out of David Guetta's handbook and pretended to DJ at Sao Paulo’s Pop Festival in Brazil over the weekend During her pretend set (her boyfriend DJ Afrojack - who should be banned from the dance music scene for even associating that opportunistic cunt with dance music was close by to really twiddle the knobs) the socialite unleashed her new single Last Night upon the crowd who seemed less than pleased that she was even there. She also had a delisional moment and sang into the microphone, which was embarrassing on to itself.

Clearly she had no idea what she was doing because you heard Rihanna's single We Found Love over hers until a head popped up and fixed the problem. One day these chicks will learn that just because you fuck the DJ doesn't make you one.


All I have to say about watching this video is someone stab me in both eyes and wake me up from this nightmare.

Listen with caution below...



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