As someone who looks at Justin Lesbieber as a sexless lesbian blow-up doll with a button for a penis, the last think I wanted to read about is the 18-year-old talking about his genitals. I understand he needs to create some buzz for his new album, especially after that horrible ass performance of Girlfriend at the Billboard Awards, but one day these kids will learn the right kind of attention to seek when you are transitioning from child to young adult is not by showing up at events drunk, sans underwear, or by trying to give TMI in an overseas interview.
Anyways, during an interview with UK paper The Sunday Times, the Canadian pop superstar refused to disclose if he's still a virgin, he also revealed that he has four tattoos (I'm sure one of them is a tramp stamp), the only hair he can grow is a slight mustache (which means he's probably as bald downtown as Grandma Wrinkles, and says his penis (who he says his fans named Jerry - ewwwwww) is quite large
Says Beebs: “Um, Jerry was actually the largest man,” he smirked, attempting a joke about Jerry Sokoloski, a 7’5? 450 pound basketball player known as the “tallest man in Canada.”
Like I said before instead of your camp spending millions on a swag coach just so you can be the next Justin Timberlake, they should have spent that money on a speech coach because everything that comes out of your mouth is just dumb.
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