After having a child sit on her bladder for what seemed like well over two years, Jessica Simpson has finally compelled her newborn baby to leave her vagina like a spirit being cast from a demon-posessed body. The singer/fashion mogul announced this morning that she has given birth to a 9 lbs. 13 oz. baby girl.
"Eric and I are elated to announce the birth of our baby girl, Maxwell Drew Johnson. We are grateful for all the love, support and prayers we have received. This has been the greatest experience of our lives!"
Congrats on finally pushing out your first bundle of joy (I was starting to think that ex-husband' wife Vanessa Minnillo would have her baby before you), but why am I thinking you were expecting to push out a boy? What person in their right mind would give their daughter two masculine names? Unless you plan on buying her a bunch of Tonka trucks and you're thinking about teaching her how to properly clean a carpet.
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