And since it was on a children's network, it wasn't the white stuff he's used to. Over the weekend Nickelodeon aired something called The Kids Choice Awards, where a bunch of manufactured celebrities showed up and acted silly hoping they would win an orange award of some sort. There were performances from Rihanna's partner in pitchy crime Katy Perry (who poorly sang Part of Me), and the UK's One Direction , a huge boy band put together by X Factor's Simon Cowell. host Will Smith and his family basically spread their alien Xenu-sponsored subliminal messages throughout the evening, and a few celebs got slimed in the process: Halle Berry, Justin Bieber, Glee star Chris Colfer and Twilight star Taylor Lautner, who won for Best Butt Kicker (in a movie no one saw called Abduction). More than 220 Million votes were tallied for the event, which is more than most people vote for the President of the United States. Does that mean we should start letting kids vote for who should run the country? Well if they're going to give Adam Sandler an award as their favorite actor for giving us that horrible-ass Jack & Jill movie I severely hope not.
— the most ever. And the winners are:
Favorite TV Show: Victorious
Favorite Reality Show: Wipeout
Favorite TV Actor : Jake Short (A.N.T. Farm)
Favorite TV Actress: Selena Gomez (Wizards of Waverly Place)
Funniest TV Sidekick: Jennette McCurdy (iCarly)
Favorite Cartoon: SpongeBob SquarePants
Favorite Male Athlete: Tim Tebow
Favorite Female Athlete: Danica Patrick
Favorite Movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Favorite Movie Actor: Adam Sandler (Jack & Jill)
Favorite Movie Actress: Kristen Stewart (The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn, Part 1)
Favorite Animated Movie: Puss in Boots
Favorite Voice from an Animated Movie: Katy Perry (The Smurfs)
Favorite Music Group: Big Time Rush
Favorite Male Singer: Justin Bieber
Favorite Female Singer: Selena Gomez
Favorite Song: “Party Rock Anthem” (by LMFAO)
Favorite Book: Diary of a Wimpy Kid series
Favorite Videogame: Just Dance 3
Favorite Buttkicker: Taylor Lautner
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