I know I'm late with this, but I just finished watching Monday night's episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. In the mini challenge the queens got the opportunity to take out their library cards and read each other for points. Phi Phi O' Hara seemed the most excited about this, since you know she's the shadiest cast member on the show who loves throwing daggers at the other queens. The knives were out, and when it got to Phi Phi her knives were more of the buttery spread variety because she couldn't read a bitch for shit.
My girl Latrice Royale took away the honor of reading all the girls like a real queen should. For the main challenge the dolls were assigned to come up with their own Dragazine (love the pun Ru) and they were assigned all their covers by Latrice. The one who seemed to struggle the most with the challenge was Jiggly, who was assigned Battle of the Bulge. She didn't know if she should go comedic or serious, and Chad Michaels, RuPaul, Latrice and Dita Ritz all suggested she go funny. Instead Jiggly opted to listen to shady ass Phi Phi who suggested she take a more serious direction. Phi Phi is so insecure about her talents that she's willing to cut and sabotage every queen she can to win the $100,000
Can I just say the photographer who shot the dragazine covers had the be the most gorgeous specimen of a man I've ever seen? Where the hell did Ru find him? I say make him the permanent photographer on the show because I could stare at him all day.
To wrap things up Phi Phi won her first challenge (only because everyone else's covers sucked donkey balls so the untalented bitch got lucky), Sharon Needles whose pussy (as in cat) puns for her Cat Fancier dragazine cover were hilarious farted on stage which had me crying from laughter, and Jiggly Caliente (for the third time) and Willam had to lip-sync for their lives. So in case you didn't see it or missed Jiggly's outburst in the Interior Illusions Lounge during Untucked!, check it out below...
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