When I heard that the oldest-looking 30-year-old in reality TV Mike The Shituation (not a misprint) Sorrentino was entering rehab for exhaustion, I knew from the beginning that it was bullshit. How the hell could you be tired from making millions going to the club, drinking, spreading STD's and starting shit with everyone in the house?
Well now TMZ is reporting that the real reason why the bootleg Betty Davis is in at the Cirque Lodge in Utah is because he has an addiction to prescription drugs. Here's what Mike had to say on his own blog:
I want to set the record straight. I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion. I have spent the past several weeks getting treatment for this problem and recuperating from my work and appearance schedule. I appreciate my fans support and love you guys.
So I wonder how long ago did they film the reunion special, which in my opinion was the most boring reunion in the history of JS reunions. I had to sit through an hour of Mike playing the victim towards everybody and throwing a temper tantrum (to which JWOWW had to go after him and calm him down). Then I had to hear again about Snooki blowing Mike's bumpy crystal dick. The best part of the reunion was when Vinny & Pauly got up to talk.
I've also been hearing that Mike's been running around the rehab facility acting like he's the biggest star there. Maybe he thought he was going to be on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and didn't get the memo that Dr. Drew has moved on to counceling non-celebs for the Rehab reboot. Either way no one gives a shit who you are in rehab.
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