Tuesday, March 20, 2012
JERSEY SHORE STAR MIKE "THE SITUATION" SORRENTINO ENTERS REHAB
This has got to be some sort of joke. First Snooki taints her diseased brand by getting knocked up, and now comes word that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has entered rehab.
According to reports, Mike Sorrentino, whose sole bread and butter comes from partying hard in the clubs checked into an inpatient treatment program.
In a statement, Sitch’s rep says he “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule.”
I don't know how long this rehab thing will stick, since he is expected to return for another season of Jersey Shore, unless A) this is all for attention or B) this is a stunt for his reality show (which I don't know if they've even started filming yet). Dr. Drew isn't doing Celebrity Rehab anymore, so Mike has to find a way to stay relevant. All jokes aside I hope he gets the help he is looking for, because now that he's in rehab people will be looking very closely at him to see if he takes a drink on the show.
More on this story as it develops.
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