Friday, March 30, 2012
AND THE AWARD FOR WORST PERFORMANCE IN TELEVISION HISTORY GOES TO...
...Nicki Garbaj, who brought her Harajuku side show clown act to American Idol last night as she channeled her inner RuPaul's Drag Race contestand and lip-synched for her life in front of millions of people. When she wasn't letting the back track outshine her on stage, she did scream into the mic, doing that annoying voice she always does that she passes off as "characters." Even J Lo had to give Nicki the "bitch please" side-eye for that weak ass Japanese game show performance. Seriously when did it become okay to mime rhymes on stage and not put any effort into your stage performance? Does anyone perform anymore? Or maybe she was too busy taking notes while touring with Britbot on her Femme Fatale tour.
Maybe I'm living in an alternate universe, because for some god-forsaken reason Starships is a bonafide hit for Garbaj. Or maybe J Lo was reminding herself to pat herself on the back for not paying a lot of money for that shiteous RedOne beat to be on her upcoming album.
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Movies
- 5 Deadly Venoms
- Aliens
- Another Gay Movie
- Blade
- Blade Runner
- Boy Culture
- Brokeback Mountain
- Die Hard
- E.T.
- Eating Out
- Enter the Dragon
- First Blood
- Friday the 13th (1980)
- Inception
- Jaws
- Kick-Ass
- Kill Bill
- Milk
- Mysterious Skin
- Night of the Living Dead
- Piranha
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Salt
- Saw
- Shortbus
- Speed
- Spider Man 2
- T2
- The Bourne Trilogy
- The Circuit
- The Crazies (2009)
- The Dark Knight
- The Empire Strikes Back
- The Fluffer
- The Goonies
- The Lost Boys
- The Matrix
- The Monster Squad
- The Road
- The Road Warrior
- The Terminator
- True Lies

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