Tuesday, February 7, 2012

SNOOKI COMES OUT AS BISEXIAL; INSINUATES MIKE THE SITUATION MIGHT BE GAY


The Jersey Shore train may be coming to an end in the coming weeks now that we are well into the fifth and possible ninth season, but don't think we've seen the last of Snooki and the gang. The pint-sized reality star, who has been on the promotional circuit as of late promoting the new season (as well as her upcoming reality spin-off series with JWOWW) spilled the tea to the Huffington Post's Noah Michelson about being bisexual “I would consider myself bi,” she said of her, um, clam eating moment with Deena in Season 4. “I’ve done stuff with girls before. But I would never be with a girl because I like… penis. But I’ve experimented.” Snooki also  insinuated that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino might be gay.

Read some of the interview below...

What about Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino? What’s the deal? Gay? Not gay?


Snooki: Do you think he’s gay?

It wouldn’t shock me. Whenever he brings a girl home something always seems to go awry and they don’t end up hooking up.

Snooki: And he gives them men’s clothing to wear.

JWoww: And his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes… everything. Listen, I know I keep talking about my best friend Joey, but his husband was closeted for 27 years of his life. And I knew him before he came out. So because of that I know… the signs.

Snooki: Did you know the whole time that he was gay?

JWoww: Yeah! And it drove me nuts! I’m like, “Be happy with yourself!”

Snooki: Was he like, “No, I’m not”?

JWoww: He had a girlfriend! I was just like, “I would love you more if you could be yourself.” I can’t confirm or deny with Mike, but if he was, it would all make sense.

it would definitely make sense if Mike was indeed into the peen, since I have noticed some signs as well. i know people are quick to jump on Pauly D because of his bromance with Vinny, but since mike's not getting a lot of attention (and he's not the least bit attractive), most won't look at Mike twice. The giving girls men's clothes to wear doesn't bother me the least (since what else would Mike give the girls to wear? He can't ask the girls to borrow their clothes), but the scene when Mike was undressing in front of The Unit was kind of awkward. There was even a blind item that came out a few months back where a Jersey Shore cast member was overheard saying a mouth is a mouth whenever it comes to getting head. Mike has always come off to me as someone who is a fame-seeking attention whore, so if in fact Mike were to wind up five years from now throwing his legs up to Jesus in front of one of Chi Chi LaRue's cameras, I would be the least bit surprised.

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