1. Which famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback! - National Enquirer
Answer: Too easy. Janet Jackson
2. It turns out this allegedly innocent NFL quarterback might not be so innocent after all. One of his admirers and fellow celebrity was overheard bragging the other day that she had no problems getting the quarterback into bed.
Answer: Tim Tebow. it's always the big time Jesus freaks who turn out to be even freakier behind closed doors.
3. What rising TV talk-show co-host – who has finally landed her own gig on a major network – is down in the dumps because she’s fallen for a high-profile politico who bats for the other team? Her career may be on the upswing, but her love life is still in the dugout! - National Enquirer
Answer: The only talk show host I can think of that has their own show on a major network is Chelsea Handler, but I can't think of the guy she might be into. She's not a co-host of her talk show, so we might have to rule her out for a second. Another choice could be Gayle King, who has been rumored to be in a relationship with Cory Booker from New Jersey. Has anyone heard of Cory hooking up with men? There are plenty of queens residjng in Jersey, so I need you all to fan out!
4. Which thirtysomething blonde socialite is using her diet pills at such an alarming rate that her doctor won’t renew the prescription unless she comes in for a visit every time? (And even then, he’s not thrilled. So many celeb casualties linger in the memory.) - The Village Voice
Answer: Parisite Hilton or Tinsley Mortimer
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