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What hardcore gangsta rapper turned into a temper-throwing diva when he saw the photo that was going to be used for an upcoming magazine cover? Turns out the 40-year-old musician thought he looked way too old standing next to a much-younger entertainer, so he demanded his face be Photoshopped! - National Enquirer

The only rappers I can think of over or close to 40 is Eminem, Diddy,  Busta Rhymes, Jay Z and LL Cool J, neither who are hardcore gangster rappers (unless this is white people speak for lumping every rapper into the gangster rapper category). 50 Cent is in his late thirties, although I can imagine him queening out on set if he sees a photo not to his liking. Busta and Em are in their late 30's (39 to be exact), but I don't think we should clount them out. The closest we can come to a gangsta rapper is Snoop.

2. Which new real Housewife was wrongly assumed to be a transsexual by at least two people I know who met her? (High praise, by the way.) - Village Voice

If this would have never said "Real Housewife" in the question, I would have immediately thought Big Ang from Mob Wives, but if I had to choose I would say anf of them plastic bitches from O.C., NeNe Leakes, or Countess Luann, both who aren't new but if I had to guess I would say Marlo Hampton from ATL Housewives, who sounds like a man when she opens her mouth.

3. This NFL quarterback is cheating on his pregnant wife with this Twilight actress he met at a charity event over the holidays. - CDAN

QB: Tony Romo


Wife: Candice Crawford

Actress: Ashley Greene



4. Which Grammy-winning singer is back on dr*gs? The entertainer – who hasn’t had a hit song in years – stunned guests when she showed up at a recent Hollywood event slurring her words and forgetting friends’ names before nodding off during the reception dinner!

Whitney Houston, Chaka Khan, or Snooktina Aguilera. My other guess would have been Courtney Love, but I'm not sure if she's ever won a Grammy.

5. This former child actress who started off so innocent before turning to the dark side of music and parental rebellion is back on her*in. I wonder if she will end up in the hospital for exhaustion again.

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Taylor Momsen or Miley Cyrus

6. Which glass-closet personage was in the audience for Standing on Ceremony: The Gay Marriage Plays when a character made a comic reference to his gayness? (Awkward!) - Village Voice

Ryan Gaycrest, Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman, Kevin Spacey, John Travolta, N*SYNC's JC Chasez, or my personal favorite, Anderson Cooper

7. So, Marc Anthony might have given up on his first ex-wife because she was supposedly making it on the sly with this very handsome B list actor who was supposedly in a very long term relationship with a fan favorite B list television actress who lost her job in a long running series. - CDAN



Wife: Dayanara Torres
 
Actor: Amaury Nolasco (Work It, Prison Break)


Actress: Jennifer Morrison

8. Which GLAAD award-winner is an old-school hypocrite who casually tosses the F-word around with loved ones? - Village Voice
 
Russell Simmons (although he is sometimes one of us) or Billy Crystal (he won the award in 2005).
 
9. The arrival of a new baby is always a blessed event. This beautiful baby was born this week.The baby was swaddled in a gender-neutral white blanket and was wearing a white cap. While there was some last-minute chatter about it being a boy, we believe it is a girl, and will refer to her as such.

She appears to be of average height and weight, and, most importantly, is healthy. She has light skin, brown eyes, a good patch of dark hair on her head, and is eating well. Her eyes were a bit puffy at first, but she opens them when she is held upright. She has some sort of skin issue (a rash or stain), but it does not affect her overall health.

The baby’s name is still a mystery. She was originally referred to as Casey (possibly KC?), but we’ve also heard her called DJ (possibly TJ?). However, we don’t have any reason to believe that this is her actual name or initials.

The mother is resting comfortably, and the parents are thrilled. They are expected to keep things quiet for a few more days. Congratulations to all! - Blind Gossip

The only baby born this week is Blue Ivy Carter, so it pretty much sounds like there's another Bey/Jay controversy in our midst, and something else for bored ass dumpster diver Solange to keep herself occupied with.