Monday, January 2, 2012

MARC ANTHONY IS RUMORED TO HAVE A NEW, MUCH YOUNGER PIECE


While many of the tabloids and blogs have been going in on J Lo for snagging a new, younger man weeks after announcing her divorce, it looks like her ex husband Skeletor has followed suit. According to Life & Style, 43-year-old Marc has been shacking up with Mexican model Adriana Ontiveros, whom he met through a mutual friend.


Speculation started when Marc and Adriana were spotted getting quite cozy together at a Miami Dolphins game, a team Anthony has part ownership in.

“They exited the stadium via a private entrance and stepped out of the elevator together.” Said an eyewitness, “They were holding hands, and he seemed very comfortable with her. He wasn’t flaunting it.”

That may be a good thing that he wasn't flaunting it, because we all know how private Marc is when it comes to his personal life. I'm also pretty sure he won't be introducing his alleged piece to the kids anytime soon, because unlike his ex wife, he's not easily seduced by the genitals of the opposite sex. Those big beany eyes do the hypnotizing. Clearly Marc's crystal dick must be huge in order for him to be getting so many hot broads, because Skeletor looks like an emaciated corpse who gets food through an IV.

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