Friday, January 13, 2012

JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PAYING FOR HER DICK NOW


Casper Smart must be laying it on J Lo something firece, because he has moved on up from her occasional media thrusted side piece to a full-on kept man.

Accrding to Star Magazine, J Lo is so blinded by the dick that she's allegedly giving Casper an allowance of $10,000 a week, so that if they go out to restaurants and such, she doesn't appear to be the one always footing the bill. Awww I love how old fashioned J Lo tries to be when it comes to relationship and gender roles. 

The source says, “She hated having to whip out her credit card every time they go to dinner. Jen figured it’s easier to give Casper a weekly stipend, and she thought $10K was a nice round number. Jen doesn’t want to go over the top, showering Casper with too much, but she also wants him to up his game. Jen is hoping Casper won’t think twice about buying presents for her kids or whisking her off for a surprise weekend getaway.”

Unsurprisingly, J. Lo’s ex-husband Marc Anthony is less than thrilled about her little operation — and J. Lo wouldn’t have it any other way.

“She loves that he’s freaking out about her showering Casper with money,” the source continues.

But catch this! The National Enquirer is even going on the record to claim that J Lo's twins are calling their mother's new piece "Daddy Casper," which, if true is going to send their real daddy Skeletor into another crystal-induced tailspin.


All I know is, if J Lo and Casper ever call it quits, it's going t be real hard for him to get any jobs in the dance world, or to even be taken seriously. Think I'm lying? Have you seen K Fed and Cris Judd after giving it good to their former high-priced lady friends? If all else fails for Casper, I'm sure they'll be holding auditions for the next season of Gigolos.

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