Saturday, December 10, 2011

SOME BLIND ITEMS, Y'ALL!


1. What handsome, 40-some­thing A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a “Twilight” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn’t land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he’s so insecure that he didn’t want to take any chances – and the role went to an unknown!

The first name that popped in my head was Tom Cruise, so that is who I will go with. As I see the trailers for the new Mission Impossible movie all I can think about is look at this dude still trying to hold on to his youthful edge and sex appeal. I'm not saying older people can't do action roles, because quite frankly I enjoyed The Expendables and look forward to the sequel. But Tom comes across as someone trying too hard to do all the action stuff required in a big budget film.

 I also remember hearing in interviews that Taylor Lautner said he wants to have a career like Tom's. All you have to do is get him out of his lefts, bend Lady T over,  invade his Scientolohole and you probably will

2. Which actress – known for her wild, untamed hair – has cuffs which match the collar? A West End dresser claims hers is the hairiest m*nge she’s ever seen, describing it as looking like “a bear pelt”.

Whoopi Goldberg, Helena Bonham Carter, Kristin Stewart or Betty White

3. So, this former B list movie actor from a family of actors has not been getting much work lately at all. Part of the problem? Well he is a raging drunk who has spent a great deal of time getting thrown out of hotels. This one though tops it all. Our actor was in a country made famous by another movie for a film festival. While there he negotiated a deal to be in a movie. Obviously these producers do not read tabloids. He told the producers he needed $30,000 in cash to make the movie. Once he got the money from them he went on a drinking and partying binge. He came back to the hotel where he was staying and in the middle of the lobby got naked and started fighting with the producers. He then told them he was not making their movie, but he kept the money anyway.

Charlie Sheen or Kiefer Sutherland

4. This once B list (now on her way to D list) star is currently meeting men online for random hookups. She doesn’t ask for payment, but is usually rewarded in drugs at the end of the evening.

I think it would be too easy to say Lindsay Lohan, so I'm going to go with Tara Reid

5. Which Bravo “Housewife” has everyone thinking she’s super rich, but her recent financial failings have forced her to put her daughter to work at the family business? This reality star’s offspring is so embarrassed that she uses a fake accent.

Lisa Vandepump and her daughter Pandora from Beverly Hills, Jacqueline Laurita and her brat daughter Ashley from New Jersey, or recently fired Jill Zarin and her daughter Allison from New York City.

6. Which wacky “Real Housewife” has Bravo executives furious because she refuses to do any promotion for the popular franchise? But the blonde reality star has nothing to worry about – fans love her crazy ways.


I'm sure some people would have automatically said NeNe, but I've seen her everywhere promoting the Atlanta Housewives. Kim Richards is in rehab, and I've not only barely seen her on the new season, but she hasn't done any promotion for the show. Besides, she was so drugged up on the new season I don't think she even realizes she's on a reality show. I believe the NYC Housewives is starting up soon so maybe it's Ramona, but then again I haven't seen any promotions for the new season. Kim Zolciak got married a few weeks ago, and I haven't seen her on the talk show circuit so my guesses would either be Kim Zolciak or Ramona Singer.

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