NIGGER NONSENSE NEWS: RELEASE OF NEW JORDANS CAUSE WORLDWIDE HYSTERIA

For the record I have never been a fan of any of the Jordans. When I buy sneakers, I buy them for style, not because I'm told by some marketing execs that this is what I have to wear in order to look cool. So when I saw on the news the other day that people were rioting and damn near killing each other over a pair of Nike Air Jordan Retro XI Concords, I had to shake my damn head over this mess. People are out of jobs, in other parts of the world folks don't have any way to feed their children or are dying from the lack of clean water, and here you have a bunch of idiots fighting over a pair of sneakers. And the funny part is, it's happening all over the U.S. not just in some of the malls of NY and NJ.