OK I am convinced. Madonna truly is a succubus. I'll get to my reason for saying that in a moment, but let's get right to Miss Nicki, shall we?
So yesterday, Madonna was in New York with M.I.A. and Nicki Minaj shooting the music video for her single Give Me All Your Love with Megaforce (Kid Cudi's The Pursuit of Happiness) behind the camera. So once a break sufficed between shooting, Nicki couldn't wait to hit Twitter to gush over her Madonna collaboration:
OH MY f’ingggg Gahhhh!!!!! MADONNA jus kissed me!!!!! On the lips!!!!!!! It felt sooooo good. Soooo soft!!!! *passes out* aaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!
*kisses each one of my barbz so they too can taste queen madonna* I love u guys sooo much!!!! This video is of epic proportion! Love uuuu!!!
Yes! It was recorded!!! *hopes & prays this footage appears somewhere* lmaoooooooooooo
No barbz…like…seriously…it felt soooooooooo good!!!!!!! Sooooo soft! Like what?!?!?! bwahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!
I was shocked but kissed back!!!ahhh! > RT @MzBellaBarbie:@NICKIMINAJ how did u react when she kissed you? Shocked? Spazzed? Kissed back?
It was more romantic. Bwaha! > RT @ItsMarthaBitch:@NICKIMINAJ was it like the Madonna/Britney kiss or did y’all make your own HERstory?
Is this the part where we start pretending we're lesbians again for attention? I'm glad Nicki's enjoying her time with Madonna, but she better remember M-Dolla's vampiric mouth juices have a history of draining the life out of anyone she comes in contact with. Remamber when she kissed Britney and Christina at the MTV Awards? Britney went crazy, shaved her head, and still hasn't recovered fully, and Xtina has become a fat sloppy drunken mess. So enjoy your success while you can Miss minaj, because a year from now you will probably be on the Blvd. somewhere in a dress made of 1000 Hello Kitty's and a spray painted wig snatched out of the grave of Luwanda Page.
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