Sunday, December 18, 2011

CHAZ BONO IS A SINGLE MAN


According to The National Enquirer (don't judge me on my sources), Chaz Bono may have dropped his annoying fiancee Jennifer Elia and is on the prowl for a new piece who doesn't mind getting with a man with a gash between his legs. If you caught the follow-up documentary on OWN called Being Chaz, you know that Chaz proposed to Jennifer on camera and she said yes. The couple have been together for six years. There's ben trouble in paradise for quite sometime now, since Chaz has become more famous since his transition and his notorious zombie strut on Dancing With the Stars, and Jennifer has had an off-and-on battle with sobritey, which Chaz has spent a lot of time trying to keep her from falling off the wagon.


Here's what a source told National Enquirer:

"Chaz is totally over the relationship. His parting shot to Jen made her realize there was no turning back. He told her, 'I can do better than you.' He wanted someone who could ride the wave of success with him but found Jen too much of a downer. Chaz is already on the lookout for someone new and made it clear to Jen. He told her, 'I've tried, but you just aren't right for me. I've got to move on.'



Jen constantly gripes about not being able to find a job and her lack of money. She nags at Chaz about his weight and for the last few months her insomnia has been so bad that they don't even sleep together."


When she drinks, Jen becomes a completely different person. Chaz just can't handle her then."

I'm sorry but if I have to spend the bulk of my relationship babysitting my partner instead of letting them be the grown responsible one's they are supposed to be, then I can't be bothered...especially if you are threatening my own sobriety. I've always looked at Jen as a Debbie Downer and trust and believe no one wants to be around someone who is always miserable. So if she wants to give blowjobs to bottles of booze on a regular basis she can do that but on her own dime.

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