So apparently there's a rumor going around that Cameron Diaz is sucking on Diddy's rotten dick cheese. It all started when Cameron and the biggest fame whore in music were spotted having lunch together at a restaurant in Beverly Hills. A source told Page Six they were spotted re-enacting a scene out of the Virgin Diaries at some spot called PH-D in Manhattan on Saturday.
From Page Six:
"They were kissing and making out,” and continued being “very affectionate” while they danced, our sources said. Diaz and Diddy left the club together with the group just after 3 a.m. This isn’t the first time Diaz has been seen fiddling with Diddy.
I'm sorry but I don't believe this at all. Maybe they were devouring each others faces for publicity, but there's no way in hell Diddy is in a relationship with Cameron. Although Cameron is notorious for dating douches, Kim Porter holds the key to his Chamber of Secrets (if you know what I'm saying and I think you do), so he's not going anywhere. Cameron and Diddy hooking up would be like watching two punch-fucked anuses trying to connect via a double-sided fist dildo. Not pretty at all.
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