1. I really wish I could have witnessed this first hand. I heard it was hysterical. So, this recent network reality star who is more famous for something other than being on a reality show for a bit was walking down the street yesterday in West Hollywood when she was confronted by a very angry man. The reality star has supposedly been dating this B-/C+ primarily television actor and the man on the street was not happy. The gist of the conversation was that the reality star had stolen his man. The reality star thought the person meant like he was a fan of the actor and was just joking about the theft of "his man." Turns out that is not the case at all as he loudly proclaimed right there on the street that until our reality star came along, the man on the street and the actor had been "fucking and sucking" every night but because he could not make him famous he went out and found a "slut like you." (CDAN)
Based on recent tabloid reports, my guess is George Clooney's ex Elisabetta Canalis and Mehcad Brooks
2. [EOnline] People have a right to live their lives, let’s be clear about that. And that’s why we do not out gay stars at AT [The Awful Truth], never have, never will. But when matinee idols like Toothy Tile and Fey Oil-Tush choose to involve other, non-gay folks in their clandestine lives, it changes the rules. For instance, Crescent Kumquat’s latest beard was beginning to wonder why the heck the handsome star never laid a finger on her in private. Well, she just found out the reason the hard way:
When the gorgeous, tall stunner Crescent had been parading around to parties just happened to hop over to her man’s place to surprise him (and she found that he was not only home, but, the place was pretty open). Only it was she who got the shock when she walked in on Crescent having sex with a dude!
And not just a little petting or oral action, either, babes, Crescent was right in the middle of getting done to him what the gorgeous, real-blonde chica had wished he would do to her!
Now, we gotta say we’re starting to wonder just how much dope Crescent’s doing these days, because not even outlandish sex Vice Super-stars like Toothy and Crotch Uh-Lastic take this many chances—you know, like leaving the house wide open while getting it on with a guy inside. But then who’d have thunk the gf would come over for a surprise? Well, all the more reason to actually give these beards a little lovin’ once in awhile, boys. Ya know, so they’re not so damn horny! But the discarded chica does get the last laugh, we must note. Won’t be getting that nasty social disease Mr. Kumquat’s known to have, whew!
Wonder if that latest blondie CC’s been out with will be as lucky?
AND IT AIN’T: Tom Sturridge, Charlie Sheen, or Robert Pattinson so my guess would be Gossip Girl star Chace Crawford and his relationship with legendary Hollywood beard Lauren Conrad. or maybe we should throw in George Clooney, who seems to like having a lot of beards lately (read previous blind item).
3. Which of the Bravo “Housewives” just broke up with her lesbian lover? The single mom is always talking about sex, but is very careful never to mention her lover’s gender! WHO is she? [National Enquirer]
My guesses would either be Sonja Morgan from NY Housewives who is always talking about sex (and was it just me, or did anyone else get a gay vibe from her male companion last season?) or Kandi Burruss from ATL Housewives, who said in the last episode when she, Cynthia and Nene spent a weekend on Star Island during lesbian pride that she would dip her toe in the lady pond.
4. While at a party a few weeks ago, TV Actor 1 set up his new lover, TV Actor 2, with a 'date' for the night. Actor 1 thought that Actor 2 would enjoy the experience of hooking up with someone different. The media got hold of the story from other party guests, and reported that the hunk was on the prowl and had a one night stand with this very beautiful woman. Well, almost. The mainstream media got it wrong. The 'date' was actually a pretty pre-op transsexual! The Actors are both happy about the media report, though, as it allows them to both remain in the closet for another season. [Blind Gossip]
Boyfriend A: Ryan Seacrest, Matthew Morrison, Pen Badgley, Corey Monteith, Ed Westwick, Hunter Parish, Harry Shum, or Chris Colfer
Boyfriend B: Paul Adelstein, Chace Crawford, Chad Overstreet, Seth Gabel, Shawn Pyrfom, Mark Salling, Ryan Kwanten, or Gabriel Basso
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