His girlfriend knows that the accusations are true. So she’s getting out. She has her own reputation to consider. The faster she distances herself from the coming shitstorm, the faster she and her career can recover. But how does his girlfriend really know that the accuser is telling the truth and that the storm is coming? Well, it’s not because he will admit to anything. She’s telling friends that she is shocked that the words he used with the accuser are exactly the same words he used with the her when they first started dating. It also means that he lied to his girlfriend about something that was very important to her. That’s enough evidence for her. (Blind Gossip)
Does this blind item reek of Lesbieber or what?
2. This hunkalicious actor is close to A-list, thanks to his starring role as a popular action hero. Although he plays a clean-cut paragon of virtue on the big screen, in real life he has an out of control coke problem. He’s so far gone that he was recently banned from an exclusive Hollywood club because he pulled out a vial and started snorting coke at his table in the VIP section.
Well we know it isn't Robert Downey Jr., because he's already A-List and he fought his battle with drugs ages ago. Since there's only only one clean-cut action hero that made bank at the box office this summer, my guess is Chris Evans, who also played an attorney with a drug problem in the recently released movie Puncture.
3. This chain smoking, thinks way too much of himself, Academy Award winner/nominee still A list actor must have a way with women other than just hookers. I don’t know how he does it. The guy has now started hooking up with one of his B+ list female co-stars despite the fact she is in a relationship with a soon to be A list actor. How does this guy do it? Does he have a magic peen?
Charlie Sheen, Sean Penn (who I have never heard of being with hookers) or Colin Farrell.
4. We knew something didn’t make sense! When the deliciously sexy (and untraditional) movie star Nevis Devine started hanging out less with his on/off boyfriend, the almost-as-handsome Barrington Bang-Me, we thought it was just the natural ebb of Nevis’ libido. He’s more into girls than guys, after all.
But then we discovered the downtime between the guys was far more to do with Barrington’s master plot! Oh, what a tangled web these bisexual boys can weave! Not that long ago, Barrington hooked up with a pretty visible gal. This was right around the time people were started to wonder what the hell’s going on with the two guys, anyway. But, no more! Bare’s new babe (who’s been around almost as much as Nevis has, hmm…) took care of those rumors. However—surprise, surprise—things are rotten between Barrington and the beard. But, what really is a surprise is the fact that we just discovered: Mr. Bang-Me only took up with said honey because he didn’t want to endanger Nevis’s career, he didn’t give a you-know-what about his own reputation. Not Hugh Grant, Jake Gyllenhaal or Alexander Skarsgård.
Nevis Devine = Robert Pattinson, Barrington Bang-Me = Tom Sturridge, Barrington’s Beard = Sienna Miller
5. Which soon-to-be divorced superstar is fond of complaining of the rigors of motherhood, but in fact has recruited full-time baby sitters? The all-around entertainer rarely holds her tots unless a camera is nearby ready to capture the moment! - National Enquirer
Jennifer Lopez
6. This New York-born R&B diva went from dirt poor to living large, but she’s now worried about her dwindling bank account. The Grammy-winner is desperate for another hit album so she can get her life back on track! Who is she? - National Enquirer
There's not much to go on with the question at hand, but we can pretty much cross Alicia Keys off of this list, since she's definitely old money now that she's married with a kid. I was thinking either Mary J. Blige or Ashanti.
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