1. Which Jersey Shore star is fond of saying, "It is not gay if someone else is doing the sucking," whenever he is questioned about some of the people he has gone out with.
If you know fame whores who will do anything to stay relevant, I would choose every last one of them. Most would look in The Situation's attention-hungry and very sexually suspect direction, but if you've been watching Jersey Shore for the past two seasons that Pauly D and Vinny's bromance has developed, I would say both of them. Although I am hoping it's sexy ass Pauly because he's the only guy you barely see hooking up on the show (and the only one I would actually want to sleep with and not feel douchy about it). So he is my final answer.
2. While some celebs are finally acknowledging new additions to their families, others are in denial about their parental status. Well, here’s some info about one in particular that may add some fuel to the parental fire.
Is he really the father of this baby? As a matter of fact, he might not be the father. The new mom actually did have sex with another guy the week before she had sex with the celebrity. She is “pretty sure” that the celeb is the father… but there’s a chance that it’s the other guy.
Good news, right? Not so fast. Even if the celeb is cleared as the father, he’s still in a world of trouble. Why? Because this was not the first time he’s picked up a fan and had unprotected sex with her. The story that this girl is telling is absolutely true… and there are plenty of other girls who have had a nearly-identical experience with this same celebrity.
That means that there are an awful lot of people who are going to need to get paid off so that the celebrity doesn’t come off looking bad. And, while he’s at it, perhaps he should also consider paying for their medical bills. Because while the other girls didn’t wind up pregnant, some did wind up needing prescriptions. - Blind Gossip
With all the controversy going around about messy celebrity baby daddies, I'm going to go with Justin Bieber since I haven't heard anything about Ashton Kutcher impregnating anyone (although I have heard he likes to sleep with women unprotected).
3. What former ABC prime time star has a k*nky side that borders on the disgusting? The brunette beauty’s fondness for her filthy f*tish was so well known among her former crew and cast mates that they nicknamed her “K*nky Katie!” - National Enquirer
My guesses are Sons of Anarchy star Katey Segal who used to be on 8 Simple Rules, Katherine Heigl from Grey's Anatomy, or maybe there's a little twist in the blind item and we can add Evangeline Lilly, who played Kate on Lost.
4. Which “Bravo Housewife” is known for letting her precious little pooch poop inside swanky Neiman Marcus department stores? The annoyed staff have been given strict orders to bite their tongues because the classy lady drops a pretty penny on designer duds! - National Enquirer
The only person on one of the Real Housewives shows that takes their dog everywhere and actually is spending money left and right without a bankruptcy charge hanging over their heads would be Beverly Hills star Lisa Van De Pump and her pomeranian Giggy.
5. What former talk show host and now reality star/producer/author said the other day that she has not had sex in almost two years. She said she just is not that interested but does enjoy time on her own if you know what I mean.
My cunty spidey sense immediately gravitated towards Oprah, but I actually believe she hasn't had sex since The Color Purple was in theaters. Ricki Lake is engaged to a hottie and talks about how Dancing With the Stars has improved her sex life, so we can definitely rule her out. Tyra was on Wendy Williams recently and was talking about her boyfriend who is a wealthy businessman. Star Jones could be thrown in the mix, but she's dating a chef (although he does travel for his work as a chef). So I'll go with Whoopi Goldberg, who never hesitates to talk about how she loves not being married and takes care of her sexual needs on her own.
6. Why would someone get married simply to get divorced? Money. Fame. Her romances make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines. She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don’t approve). What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor. - Blind Gossip
This is too easy and two words immediately come to mind: Kim Kuntrashian
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