FORMER BIG BROTHER CONTESTANT MOONLIGHTING AS GO GO DANCER

Will Wikle, who many  may remember from his stint as a contestant on Big Brother 5 and his role as the cunty villain in Another Gay Sequel has snagged him a sexy little job as a go go boy at the ripe old age of 32.

Says Wikle: When I finally moved to New York City, I would marvel at the boys gyrating on the bars of the Cock, Boysroom and Opaline, but was always too insecure about my own body to ever entertain the idea of getting up there and shaking it myself.



It wasn't until a year ago that I officially made my dancing debut, when I was asked by my New York go-go crush, Matthew Camp, to dance with him one night at Sugarland in Brooklyn. I said yes, thinking that at the very least maybe I'd get to make out with him in the dressing room. That Saturday, I worked my shift as an emergency room nurse and then reported for duty at the bar. Upon arrival, Matthew immediately pushed me on top of the box in my high-tops and jock strap. After some initial stage fright, I quickly found myself dropping it low -- as if I were back in the kitchen with Niecey.

I always say if you got it, why not flaunt it. His milkshake has always brought the boys to the yard, so why not stand on a box and let them slide a debit card through your crack? Check out the rest of the Confessions of An Accidental Go Go Boy article Wikle wrote on his transition from small town boy, to reality star, ER nurse and now go go dancer by going here


And for all my future go go boys out there, here are five essential items one must have if he plans to toot his booty on a go go box:

1. Nike high-top sneakers:


The bigger and chunkier, the better your legs will look sprouting out the top.


2. Timoteo jock strap:

Basic underwear might get you enough tips for an Old Navy duffel, but showing your ass guarantees a Louis Vuitton travel bag.


3. Johnson & Johnson baby oil gel:

This will make all the right body parts shine, even in the pitch black dark.


4. New York Yankees baseball cap:

A fitted cap is the go-go's high fashion sweatband.


5. The official go-go buzz cut:

Go see Humberto at VL Studio on Christopher Street for the best $12 fade you'll ever get in your life.