COOUPLE SUES PATTI LABELLE AFTER SHE BAPTIZES BABY WITH HER HOLY DIVA WATER

It looks like trouble in legal paradise for singer Patti LaBelle. Kevin and Roseanna Monk have filed a lawsuit against Patti LaBelle on Monday claiming that she went batshit crazy on them after the singer scolded Roseanna about her unruly child. Apparently while Patti was in New York doing Fela! on Broadway, she stayed at an apartment in lower Manhattan. On November 2010, Roseanna was in the lobby gathering some luggage when Patti threw in her two cents at the woman, saying, “‘Do you know what your daughter is doing?" Roseanna snapped back, saying, "Lady, mind your business."

In the words of Phaedra Parks, everybody knows what happens when you talk back to an older black woman who don't take shit from nobody. After her head stopped twisting around like Linda Blair from The Exorcist, Patti removed her hater blockers like a real diva should, took off her fur coat, handed over her pocketbook to her assistant, took out her vaseling like Tisha Campbell on an episode of Martin (I'm kidding about the last part - sorta) and went HAM on a bitch, or as Roseanna claims, "Patti lost it."


Patti cussed out everyone in the lobby and waved her water bottle around so violently, it splashed in the baby's face.
Here is what Roseanna's lawyer claims in the lawsuit, “It was enough that the mother had to change her shirt and the baby’s shirt. The baby’s never been exposed to anything like that before. She started crying violently. She started throwing up. My client went outside, and on the way to her car, she said ‘Look what you did to my daughter. Look what you did. That’s when Patti lost it and she lunged at her, tried to punch her and had to be restrained by her entourage. The bodyguard had to get out and drag Patti into the car.”

The attorney also claims that the toddler is severely traumatized and has trouble sleeping at night. Now the last part is a bit of a stretch. All fucking babies have trouble sleeping. Bitch please! How come we don't hvave specifics on what the child did to cause Patti to kick off her shoes and have a new attitude? I'm sure the toddler has forgotten all about the crazy black lady acting like one of them crazy homeless bitches that escaped from Creedmoor, and has gone back to making it's mother's life a living hell.