Monday, October 17, 2011

KELLY OSBOURNE AND SNOOKTINA ARE FIGHTING AGAIN


Fashion Police co-host Kelly Osbourne and hot mess of the pop world Christina Aguilera have once again ignited their longtime feud. On Friday's episode of Fashion Police when the panel went in on Dee Snyder's doo doo bubble for her wretched outfit at the Michael Jackson tribute concert in Wales, Kelly, who was often called fat by Christina in the past tried to hold her tongue when it came to talking about Xtina, but responded negatively to co-host George Kotsiopolis for trying to make Xtina seem slimmer than she actually looks.

"She called me fat for years," Osbourne said. "I was never that fat."

Ozzy's daughter wasn't the only cohost to attack Aguilera's figure. Joan Rivers gave it to her the worst with her comments. "Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter again," Rivers sniped.

"I'm looking at this and thinking, 'Well, she's put on weight. This just isn't flattering,'" George Kotsiopoulos said. "But this is just a crappy outfit, regardless. No matter what shape your body is in, it's just bad."

Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was "still probably a size 2/4," but Osbourne was quick to disagree.

"Trust me," she said. "I'm a 2/4. That is not a 2/4."

If anyone should be mad at anyone Snooktina should be mad at herself for having a hard time pushing away from the dinner table and for being a notorious cunt to every other singer in the business. Carbtina should also be pissed at all the people she employs to beat the shit out of her face with 45 pounds of make up, the many Barbie dolls they had to shave to glue to Snooktina's head and squish her body in one of Victoria Beckham's bedroom nighties everytime she goes out on stage. I actually quite enjoy when Kelly goes in on Xtina who used to have plenty of unkind things to say about Kelly, but then had the nerve to buy the old Osbourne house when she was married to her husband. Stalker much?
Christina needs to learn that in this business, when you are notorious to looking like a hot sloppy mess, you are going to get read for points on a show like Fashion Police. If you can't take what people are saying about you and you are delusional to think that you look fabulous, it's the job of insult comics Joan Rivers and the rest of the panel to bring you back to reality.

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