Monday, September 12, 2011

ANOTHER HILARIOUS RANT FROM QUEEN KHIA


Hip Hop's hood rat princess Khia is back on the scene with yet again another one of her crazy rants, where she goes in on everyone from J Ho to Beyawnce David Letterman-countdown style (via the thug Misses Facebook blog).


10. Did the Queen go to Jail???? Yes, I did…..And What? The Queen is a permanent resident and my cell was PIMPED out, flat screen 52 inch on the wall, cell phone, free phone calls, me and the warden on a first name basis.


9. Tamar, off with your fucking big ass head!!!! Bitch, we wore baby powder
back when the Queen was a lil girl……You hot because you were NEVA relevant?
It’s always been about the Queen! Bitch, you can hear and smell real good out
your nose no matter how much cartilage you took from you ear to “Fix Ya Face!”
Since you wanna tweet about the Queen, tweet dis……… No matter how much blonde
weave you put on your hair, that pussy hair is always gone be BLACK!!!! Looking
like “Shrekhasadaughter.com” Bitch…….Who are you again???? The Braxtons???? How
many records you sold??? Toni will always be the only Braxton we know!!!!!!That’s
all I got to say about that…. Tell ya FAT ass husband to call me…….. Bitch!!
Since you wanna Tweet……. Dats why dey call me BIIIIITCH@queenkhia!!!!








8. J.Lo, the only whore we know that can make P. Diddy go back to fucking FISH pussy AGAIN cuz he been screwing BOY pussy for so long and don’t know how to act!!!!!

 You fuck niggas need to take notes from J.Lo…. We all know she FUCKS her way to the top and she looooooves herself some BLACK dick but when it came time for her to give birth to them kings and queens she went back to her own people and had her children and would have NEVA had any children from P. Diddy! Her mammie and pappy would have NEVA approved it!!! She done TRICKED Marc Anthony out of his money (Get MONEY Biiiiiiitch).

7. T.I. they done let your fuck ass outta jail and you turned around and went
right back in! You shoulda took ya $100.00 and got on the prison CRUSADE bus
like the Queen did!!!! I thought you was gone keep it 100 this time when you
got out?  Tiny, you can’t handle ya
husband’s business? He can’t trust you do shit but HIDE PILLS, POWDER and LEAN
in ya PUSSY?? You can go to jail for a nigga but you can’t hold shit down while
he gone? Bitch, stop TOOT TOOTING, handle ya biz then T.I. can stay outta
jail!! Looks like you gone still be jacking DICKS underneath dem tables like
the Queen said on the 4th of July Blog!! Tamar, if you and Tiny
doing the DOUBLE DUTCH…. I’m jumping In!!!!!!

6. We all know that Will Smith aint never had a tight end cuz he always been a WIDE receiver.

5. Yall know the WHITE women and MEN is stealing all of our HUSBANDS cuz they can SUCK a mean DIIIIICK……Yesssssss, cuz us Black womens is just starting to learn how to do this shit!!!! They got a HEAD start on us and now, we gotta play catch up!!!! Imma just keep it 100…. If you aint got no MONEY…..We don’t feel like it!!!!

4. The Video Music Awards (the VMA’s)… Lady Gaga came out looking like John Travolta cuz she said she is tired of Nicki Minaj and the rest of these bitches jocking her style!!!!! Is this what entertainment has come too????

3. “Jay Z and Kanye…Hated it…My husband Weezy shits all over you niggas…He’s the only real Carter alive and the Carter V surpassed WTT so kick rocks hoe…Young Money Bitch!!!”

2. Congratulations to Behooooce’ for finally taking the Queen’s advice and giving her fraggle
rock, muppet baby looking ass husband their first born child!!!!!! Get Money Bitch……We
all waiting to see what the baby gone look like and we hope it aint gone look
like the pappy... The hood already know how them high yellow hoes get to
looking when they get old as Methuselah by the time they reach the age 35! Is
that why Matthew left Tina and stole LeToya and Latavia’s money? Like Catherine
Jackson said, “Tell the truth nigga and take ya ass back to Vegas to them white
hoes.”Behooooooce, they been tryna tell you this fuck shit for over 10 years
and now you wanna catch on and FIRE your pappy and wanna holla bout a DC
reunion……It’s over hoe!!!! Didn’t TLC school yall on how Pebbles stole all of
their got damn money?

1. Who the HELL is tearria mari?????

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