Thursday, August 11, 2011
JENIFER LOPEZ SIGNS ON TO JUDGE NEW AMERICAN IDOL
Since she's about to pay some alimony to her crackhead ex-husband, it has become official that Jennifer Lopez will take her half-octave vocal range on the road as she will audition and sit through countless weeks of amateurish nobodies sing the same Mariah Carey and Adele songs for another brain-damaging season of American Idol.
The singer/actress, who's music career was revived after judging last season's Idol will reportedly receive $20 million to sit on a panel beside an old ass drag queen and a fat cornball and not give constructive criticism. If Nigel Lithgoe is smart, he's lock her ass into a contract that doesn't have to be negotiated every season. otherwise, she'll be asking for more money every season.
So basically once again it will all be about the judges and not the kids coming on the show waiting for America to choose the stereotypical version of what an "Idol" should be. I can't wait to see how many people don't buy Scotty McCreery's new album.
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