I'm not going to go into a whole negative (but true) recap on how this was the worst VMA's since last years VMA show, or the fact that Chris Brown took a page out of Rupaul's Drag Race and lip-synched for his life. Or how Lady Gaga's 10 minute monologue audition for a middle school production of Victor/Victoria clearly showed the bitch is out of ideas. Or how Gaga turned Britney's tribute (to what I have no idea) into Beyonce's baby announcement/performance and how Britbot was too doped up on medication to even realize her tribute was in fact not a proper tribute at all. No we're not going to go there this morning. Instead let's all talk about the fact that the usually private Beyonce channeled her inner gay man and officially became one of the biggest STUNT QUEENS in the industry by announcing that within the next few months she's set to give birth to a pack of Joe Camel's.
The singer appeared on the red carpet during the very boring pre-show dressed in a set of red drapes and showed off her baby bump. Rumors about Beyonce being pregnant sparked a few weeks ago when the singer looked a bit round in the middle when she performed her 4 Intimate Nights concert in New York City. Congratulations Bey - with you now being a mom you've turned your and Jigga's new money into old money. This child has no idea how set for life he/she is. Now check out her outstanding performance of Love On Top last night below...
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