Remember a few years back when Britney Spears released her hot orange alert mess of a music video for the stripper pole anthem Gimme More (from her best sleazy electro-pop album ever Blackout?) Well an alternative version of the video has surfaced online, featuring additional footage that was left on the cutting room floor (as if the final cut wasn't bad enough). Still this was at a time when she was cracking at the seams mentally, and pretty much was the birth of her "fuck you" attitude towards the music industry, who had basically turned her into their pop slave. This was also around the time she couldn't keep her hands off K-Fed (aka the white Lil Wayne's) fertile dick, was beating parked cars with umbrellas, going all Ellen Ripley on her weave, was a temporary BFF of Parisite Hilton and loved flashing her hot pocket in public. Britney can relax a bit because it seems Rihanna has fit into the role of industry slave quite nicely, so all Britbot needs to do is continue to lip-sync for her life and create some of the most brilliant pop experiments for our ears to masturbate to.
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