In the best news I've heard all year since Madonna announced she was ready to snatch these new bitches wigs with a new album, I just got word that Lady Gaga was egged by some Australian folk after a bizarre stage performance.
Apparently after performing a show, she tweeted that she was going to stop by the gay nightclub Arq in Sydney for an impromptu performance in a wheelchair wearing mermaid fins as her new alter-ego Yugi. As she was leaving the club she was pelted with eggs which had to been by some shady homosexual because the bitches missed her ass!
I also heard the mermaid idea was to be used for her Edge Of Glory video, but instead it was scrapped for the less-inspiring final minutes of Michael Jackson's epic Black Or White final product. In other news, I'm hearing Katy Perry has a similar mermaid concept going on, so let the battle begin between Mother Monster's delusional fans, and Katy's psychotic no-life having ones since it seems Gaga's creative director Laurieann Gibson is having a little beef with Katy Perry's creative folk
'Proud of my artist #1 in the world @Ladygaga her vision & passion. Even though they try to steal a tail there's only 1 Mermaid, Swim On!!!'
Honey, if I had all day to talk about how unoriginal Lady Gaga's been for the past four years, I'd have Oprah's money so swim with that Laurieann! Anyways, both you bitches need to sit down because both you and Katy's boring asses make me want to jump off a bridge.
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