It seems Lauryn Hill has found a niche in producing more babies than actual hits, because the singer recently revealed that she is pregnant with her sixth child. While most of us were hoping she would actually take the time to put out a new album (something we haven't gotten from her since she dropped Miseducation over a decade ago), the singer has opted to head back into hibernation to focus on being pregnant.
"I’m going to be taking time off to give birth. I keep having these children. I don't know if I'm the most fertile woman in America."
While Rihanna is busy singing about California King Bed's, Lauryn can't stop rolling around in them. What she needs to do is burn her fucking ovaries with a hot comb since she continues to be shocked that she can't stop being a baby-making machine. Soon we'll be looking at you like the black version of the Duggar's. In case you were wondering about the future Marley band she's been secretly building, Lauryn's kids with baby daddy Rohan include Zion, 13, Selah, 12, Joshua, 9, John, 7, and Sarah, 2. Guuurl may the force be with your punane because the rate you're going, your Venus fly trap is gonna be able to pick up baby toys off the floor
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