Tuesday, June 28, 2011

A FORMER REAL HOUSE WHORE HAS A NEW SINGLE



Former Real Housewife of D.C. reality media whore Michaele Salahi may have garnered allot of haters by becoming famous alongside her opportunist husband for gate crashing a White House party, and faking a short but thankfully sweet term on Celebrity Rehab. But now the heifer's found a new way to extend her five minutes of fame by unleashing a new pop song. Sorry but I rather listen to Danielle Staub grind her beef curtains against a rusty stripper pole while singing Close To You on repeat as I'm being water boarded before I rape my ears again with this song. This is so laugh out loud awful I wouldn't be me if I passed this up and didn't put you guys onto this. You've been warned!

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