A few years back Jennifer Love Hewitt introduced the public to vejazzling, and Kathy Griffin had some glittery designs for the chez vagine done on national TV. Well we shouldn't be surprised at all that a new invention is upon us - the Pejazzle which is - you guessed it - shiny designs for the penis. Not only can it look like you're trying to alert Batman on a full moon with your peen before some random trick goes down on you, but they've even got a spokedbitch attached to the project. No it's not Glambatar. Here's what spokesperson Mark Wright of the UK TV Show The Only Way Is Essex had to say about the new crotch gizmo.
"Men wear diamond watches and bling earrings - this is no different. Think of it just like a crystal tattoo - and it's less permanent than a real one. Any good looking bloke can wear Pejazzles,' he continues. Prince William perhaps?"
I'm sorry but not only do I not want to imagine Kate Middleton polishing the royal candlestick and picking rhinestones from ehr teeth, but I can't even imagine the queeniest gay man going to the spa to have this done. Although, LOGO is shooting the second season of The A List so give them time.
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