THE OLD WOMAN WHO LIVES IN A SHOE PERFORMS BORN THIS WAY & YOU AND I ON OPRAH

Of all the ridiculous, over-the-top showboating she's been doing during the three short years she's reigned as a pop superstar (that usually comes across like an act of desperation), I have to admit that Mother Monster sang her ass off in her performance of Born This Way & You and I. The singer beat the shit out of her shoe piano and channeled her inner-Elton. As much as she bores me with all the uninspired over-the-top showboating I've seen from her contemporaries before her, it cannot be denied that she is a fierce talent both as a singer and piano player. It was also a plus seeing my husband Johnny Depp sitting next to Lady O as well.