Friday, April 22, 2011

TYLER PERRY REALLY WANTS PEOPLE TO BELIEVE HE LOVES PUSSY


I was reading Michael Musto's blog and happened to come across a story he did in regards of every church queen's favorite drag superstar Tyler Perry. The official Queen of Atlanta, who has another cooned out version of Priscilla Queen Of The Desert with Madea's One Big Happy Family is in Jet magazine and covergirl Tyler Perry revealed that he almost got his girlfriend pregnant (giving side-eye).
He never mentions the name of his beard, but most recently he showed up to the Steve Harvey Foundation gala with model Gelila Bekele. No one knoes who the hell she is so it's pretty obvious she needs a jump off point in her career.
Sorry Perry, but if you were into pussy as you claim, wouldn't you be screaming her name from the rooftop? At least Ricky Martin went as far as having a newscaster pose as his beard in events. There's no such thing as getting "almost pregnant" unless she accidentally spilled your love juices from the turkey baster on the bed sheets. Just remember if she does give you a baby, if it's a boy name him Anderson and if it's a girl name her Jodie.

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