While begging to get a temporary hall pass from Tom Cruise so that she can be let off the compound long enough to promote the ReelzChannel miniseries about The Kennedy's, zombie Kate chatted with Ellen Degeneres about the escandalo photo of Suri Cruise holding a box of penis candy. The Stepford wife of Scientology claimed she had no idea they were penis candy, and thought they were Swedish Fish. The actress has been so lobotomized she couldn't even bring herself to say the word penis out loud, instead spelling it as if she may have switched brains with her daughter, who is clearly running the Cruise household.
Here is zombie Kate's qoute
"Recently, I took her to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It's for kids. The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified.
They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like ok, wow we don't need that right now. Because I thought if I said put that back and then she's going to say, what is this? And I really didn't want to have that conversation. I was like, why are selling these here? This is for kids. And then it was on the cover of a magazine that I'm giving her those gummies."
I think it's time someone sit zombie Katie down and force her to look at a collage of penises so that she can for once in her life learn what one is and what one looks like.
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