Warn the town the beastly tabloids are loose! The National Enquirer is reporting that Zac has been trying to get over his Disney-endoursed bearded relationship with Vanessa Hudgens by appearing out in public not once, but twice holding hands with some hot muscular piece most recently at an NBA game in L.A.
Says a shocked eyewitness:
"I was shocked at how relaxed and open Zac was with this guy. He walked around talking to him, smiling and holding his hand right in front of everyone, including Vanessa. People were wondering if maybe it was a stunt to make Vanessa jealous. But truthfully, Zac really seemed into the guy. It was bizarre."
It's not bizarre when you are a clostetd former Disney star who is forbidden from singing show tunes in your new man piece's yes-yes hole until your contract expires at 21. Maybe Zac is tired of pretending he wants to do the Fed Astaire dance on the royal punane and would rather sing the following song below. If Zac is indeed a fortunate homosexual man I applaud him for making such a non-chalant statement regarding his new piece.
Sidebar: Your move Taylor Lautner.
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