Wednesday, March 9, 2011

THE WHORE PIT VIPERS OF DC PLAN TO SUE CELEBRITY REHAB


In a battle to stretch out what's left of their 15 minutes of fame whoring (I count a minute and a half on my clock), the Tareq and Michaele Salahi says they are planning to sue the producers of Celebrity Rehab. Their reasoning for this waste of tax payer's and the courts time is due to the fact that Tareq says they illegally fired his wife from the show. Never mind the fact that she has no addiction to speak of.

Tareq and his lawyers have issued a statement saying, "[Michaele] was fired due to her health condition which is a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act."


Fame whoring is not a condition. If that were the case they need to lock all of our asses up and throw away the 12 step key. Michaele says she is suffering from Multiple Sclerosis, which she was accused of lying about in the Real Housewives of DC reunion special. Tareq also said the only thing his wife is addicted to is "chocolate," which basically settles my point to the fact that these two would sell the uterus of an inner-city pre-teen in order to have one more bite of this drug we call fame. Maybe they should try out for Celebrity Apprentice next year. They seem to take just about anyone over there.

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