Monday, March 7, 2011
CHARLIE SHEEN IS OFFICIALLY UNEMPLOYED
After a nasty public war between Charlie Sheen and the execs of CBS, it has been confirmed by Warner Bros. TV that Charlie Sheen has been fired from Two and a Half Men.
"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately."
I'm sure none of you have been sleeping under a rock, since this news was much bigger than more important things like the ongoing crisis between the people of Libya vs. Gaddhafi, so I'm not even going to explain it here. Sheen did, however, release a statement to TMZ:
"This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshisc**k again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
Sorry Sheen, but from the looks of this it looks like Les Moonves and the warlocks of CBS are the one's winning. So does this mean the show will continue with another actor replacing Sheen, or will CBS smartly cancel this unfunny sitcom?
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