Wednesday, March 2, 2011
AURAL ORGASM: KIM KARDASHIAN - JAM (TURN IT UP)
America's favorite closeted homosexual Ryan Gaycrest unleashed Kim Kardashian's debut single Jam (Turn It Up) on his popular radio show this morning, and from the sounds of this track Kim gives me another reason to dismiss her ass as an untalented industry whore who's claim to fame is taking dick from Ray J. I applaud you for giving the proceeds from the single to benefit St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital (she has enough money don't you think, since the kardashians made a whopping 65 million in endoursements last year), but don't quit your day job as the Queen of reality TV. I cannot wait to hear what she sounded like recording this on the next episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Over New York (I mean the full Kim Zolciak treatment) or there will be hell to pay!
Sorry Kim, but I rather listen to the following jam below (which is saying alot for me since I can't stand Parasite Hilton either) than listen to this queefstravaganza you just put out.
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